Ask An Aussie

[steelblue]

Need answers? Relationship problems? Family problems? or just need some advice? Well look no further just submit your question and ASK AN AUSSIE.......we have Aussies available now to answer your questions

[Hollow_eyes]

OK. question #1-How can I get to OZ for free?

Question #2-Does aussie pussy taste better than american pussy?

[steelblue]

OK. question #1-How can I get to OZ for free?

Question #2-Does aussie pussy taste better than american pussy?

You can stow away on a ship.

Aussie pussy tastes like crisp beer filtered throught the pubes of a virgin.so yes its better.

[repost]

is this an Australian modem

[jenva]

Steel, I losing my touch with the grenades at the yanks, any tips on how to slap them silly with the southern cross?

[steelblue]

is this an Australian modem

Yes thats an old 1.476kb modem, still used in 30% of australian households,and still used by our military.

[jenva]

is this an Australian modem


Been having a wee tipple there repost?

[steelblue]

Steel, I losing my touch with the grenades at the yanks, any tips on how to slap them silly with the southern cross?

just tell them the truth........example, the only war they won was the civil war and thats when they were fighting eachother!

[jdischord]

Steelblue,have you seen Greg....my cousin a pom wanker kicking it up for the last 6 years in Melbourne?....

[steelblue]

Steelblue,have you seen Greg....my cousin a pom wanker kicking it up for the last 6 years in Melbourne?....

Jenva can answer your Question she lives south of gods country in Victoria.

[jenva]

Steelblue,have you seen Greg....my cousin a pom wanker kicking it up for the last 6 years in Melbourne?....
Jay, I suspect last seen at the MCG pissed as a newt chanting "Barmy Army", and blowing some trumpet thingy. :D

[GREENHAT591]

The gatekeeper

[jdischord]

Jenva can answer your Question she lives south of gods country in Victoria.


Cheers Bruce,fair dinkum.

[steelblue]

The gatekeeper

Zool is the gatekeeper

[jdischord]

Jay, I suspect last seen at the MCG pissed as a newt chanting "Barmy Army", and blowing some trumpet thingy. :D

Hi Jen....you might be right,he loves his Cricket....cheers.

[smeblee]

Fucking funny thread Steelblue, top stuff mate.

[steelblue]

Fucking funny thread Steelblue, top stuff mate.

feel free fellow Aussie to answer questions,cause the world needs our help!

[smeblee]

feel free fellow Aussie to answer questions,cause the world needs our help!

No worries....


The Poll is doing great...

LOL

[jenva]

No worries....


The Poll is doing great...

LOL


The "mericans will says something is not right with that poll, and we will get slugged with "cheating"....LOL

[jdischord]

I need help people from the Oz....who the fuck rigged that poll? :)

[steelblue]

The "mericans will says something is not right with that poll, and we will get slugged with "cheating"....LOL

we will have to wait for the poll results,no use getting our hopes up!

[jenva]

I need help people from the Oz....who the fuck rigged that poll? :)



Rigged, Jay?? How dare you speak with forked tongue :p:D:p:D:eek:

[steelblue]

I need help people from the Oz....who the fuck rigged that poll? :)

its not rigged, its taken from the American system.

[KYOSHOFIEND]

just tell them the truth........example, the only war they won was the civil war and thats when they were fighting eachother!



Uh, we won the Revolutionary war and gained independence from your sovereign ruler. Didn't we? Maybe we Yanks have been celebrating the 4th of July for the past 231 years just for the fireworks, hot dogs and apple pie. :rolleyes:

[steelblue]

Uh, we won the Revolutionary war and gained independence from your sovereign ruler. Didn't we? Maybe we Yanks have been celebrating the 4th of July for the past 231 years just for the fireworks, hot dogs and apple pie. :rolleyes:

whats your question?

[KYOSHOFIEND]

whats your question?

Whoops. Sorry :( Okay, um.... what's the velocity of the sparrow as it flies?

Oh no no, that's not original.


Okay, how can I get my whites their brightest? I mean, I presoak, bleach, scrub and slam my skivvies on the rivers rocks but I just can't get those pesky grass stains out! Help, please??:(

[steelblue]

Whoops. Sorry :( Okay, um.... what's the velocity of the sparrow as it flies?

Oh no no, that's not original.


Okay, how can I get my whites their brightest? I mean, I presoak, bleach, scrub and slam my skivvies on the rivers rocks but I just can't get those pesky grass stains out! Help, please??:(

first you have to get a carton of beer drink it and then you will not worry about your whites!
If that fails dye your whites green.

P.S don't forget to vote in the poll,every vote counts!

[Hollow_eyes]

Well keep in mind here steel that im not your typical american bait.
It takes quite a bit of baiting to get me to bite.
BTW-Hilarious poll !!!! That was a good laugh. Im dying to see what the results are like but I WILL NOT touch it to find out. LOL!
Now I just finished a video on aussie/american clashes here on LiveLeak.
I hope that once its up you take the time to watch it.

Steel your a sharp and cool aussie dude.
Take it easy on these ""yanks"" they get wound up without you guys winding them up.

Take care. :D

[Chucky-D]

Can you people slow down a minute? I'm still working on the poll....

[jenva]

Can you people slow down a minute? I'm still working on the poll....
ahhhhh, lovely southerners, My southern friend in GA says you talk slow, but think fast.....LOL

[repost]

is it true that god wanted jesus to be born in australia but he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

[jenva]

Well keep in mind here steel that im not your typical american bait.
It takes quite a bit of baiting to get me to bite.
BTW-Hilarious poll !!!! That was a good laugh. Im dying to see what the results are like but I WILL NOT touch it to find out. LOL!
Now I just finished a video on aussie/american clashes here on LiveLeak.
I hope that once its up you take the time to watch it.

Steel your a sharp and cool aussie dude.
Take it easy on these ""yanks"" they get wound up without you guys winding them up.

Take care. :D

what aussie/american clashes? pppfftttt, we have it better than you, but its a secret.....careful, you know how we blindside in verbal combat. LOL:eek:

[Hollow_eyes]

Hi Jen! Always good to see you :D

[jenva]

Hi Jen! Always good to see you :D

Have you run out of questions?.....or are you running scared?...oi oi oi!!!

[Hollow_eyes]

Yup im scared........ scared you may never try to stop baiting me :D

[jenva]

is it true that god wanted jesus to be born in australia but he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
yep, the same was said about the USA....see we do have things in common?...LOL

[trueatheist]

Does condall have to kneel infront of someone at liveleak to get mainpaged???

[jenva]

Does condall have to kneel infront of someone at liveleak to get mainpaged???


I did see hayden with a smile on his face the other day..LOL

[KYOSHOFIEND]

first you have to get a carton of beer drink it and then you will not worry about your whites!
If that fails dye your whites green.

P.S don't forget to vote in the poll,every vote counts!


:eek: I didn't vote! Fook! Sorry. :(


I think if I drink a carton of beer I won't worry about wearing much let alone my tighty-whiteys. :p

[Hollow_eyes]

Oi !!! Im an aussie too. I'll be answering questions in here for a little while with you guys :D
Whats that you say? I'm not aussie? Prove it. :D

[steelblue]

Does condall give head to get mainpaged?

No, he was an asset to LL . Bringing in the punters.

Personally i have never watched any of his vids.

[jenva]

Oi !!! Im an aussie too. I'll be answering questions in here for a little while with you guys :D
Whats that you say? I'm not aussie? Prove it. :D
I smell a rat...recite to me the aussie national anthem (most of us dont know it...hint), then then the anthem of "up there Cazaly", and where is that sung?

[steelblue]

Oi !!! Im an aussie too. I'll be answering questions in here for a little while with you guys :D
Whats that you say? I'm not aussie? Prove it. :D

prove it by explaining "i smacked a hungi on the dish licker, on the nose"

[Hollow_eyes]

I punched a kiwi on the nose.

[steelblue]

I punched a kiwi on the nose.

wrong! LOL.....lolol

[jenva]

prove it by explaining "i smacked a hungi on the dish licker, on the nose"
struth you people up north yap strange, I dont even know wat you said there...how about some REAL strine ya galah :-)

[steelblue]

struth you people up north yap strange, I dont even know wat you said there...how about some REAL strine ya galah :-)


That was country QLD pub talk for...... i bet $100 on a greyhound.

[jenva]

That was country QLD pub talk for...... i bet $100 on a greyhound.


what poonce in their right mind slaps 100 bucks on a dog? LOL

[steelblue]

what poonce in their right mind slaps 100 bucks on a dog? LOL

a Queenslander.......

i'm not one...... lol

[jenva]

I have a question...whats a good hangover cure?

[steelblue]

I have a question...whats a good hangover cure?

keep drinking.

[Hollow_eyes]

Drink a 1/2 a beer or the equivilant of. it will take the edge off a hang over.

[steelblue]

Drink a 1/2 a beer or the equivilant of. it will take the edge off a hang over.

she asked an Aussie!

[Harris-]

Mate some of you aussis may or may not live in Queensland But jsut you rember you aussi hicks, its all the god dam queen's land :P

shit now i've got to find a good hiding place for a while...

[steelblue]

Mate some of you aussis may or may not live in Queensland But jsut you rember you aussi hicks, its all the god dam queen's land :P

shit now i've got to find a good hiding place for a while...

What was the question?

P.S remember to vote in the poll!

[Crypto_Clearance]

Mate some of you aussis may or may not live in Queensland But jsut you rember you aussi hicks, its all the god dam queen's land :P

shit now i've got to find a good hiding place for a while...you brits are a cocky lot arent ya ...acting like you own australia, well thanks for setting up a colony on the best continent on planet earth ...and i mean that sincerely....great weather over here.

[Harris-]

What was the question?

P.S remember to vote in the poll!


Never asked a question..... plus i cant vote i dissagree with both those statement ;)..

Ok hes one, less on the joky side of things... why is it you still have the queens head on your money when all i hear from australia is about its independance.

[Spudmonkey]

1) Why did Harold Bishop return to neighbours wearing the same glasses that he apparently lost?

2) How does it feel having that Union symbol dominating your national flag

[steelblue]

Never asked a question..... plus i cant vote i dissagree with both those statement ;)..

Ok hes one, less on the joky side of things... why is it you still have the queens head on your money when all i hear from australia is about its independance.

its not the queens head! its Dame Edna's head!

[Harris-]

its not the queens head! its Dame Edna's head!

oh i love that guy, something you aussis actually should boast about :)...

[steelblue]

1) Why did Harold Bishop return to neighbours wearing the same glasses that he apparently lost?

2) How does it feel having that Union symbol dominating your national flag

1) The writers for neighbours were drug addicted drunks.
2) It adds color to the flag.

[Crypto_Clearance]

Never asked a question..... plus i cant vote i dissagree with both those statement ;)..

Ok hes one, less on the joky side of things... why is it you still have the queens head on your money when all i hear from australia is about its independance.Britain will continue to leech off the greatest country on planet earth....you guys are like a tick on a rottweiler

[steelblue]

Fuck me look at the poll! its like the last American election!

[Harris-]

Britain will continue to leech off the greatest country on planet earth....you guys are like a tick on a rottweiler


awww how sweet love you too. If you think australia is the best country in the world, then you've got somthing wrong with you, hell nice place some nice people but not the "best country on planet earth".

And yet you still hav'nt answered my question.... we're not the ones making you keep our queen on your money/have the union jack on your flage, rember that and now... please answer my question.

[steelblue]

awww how sweet love you too. If you think australia is the best country in the world, then you've got somthing wrong with you, hell nice place some nice people but not the "best country on planet earth".

And yet you still hav'nt answered my question.... we're not the ones making you keep our queen on your money/have the union jack on your flage, rember that and now... please answer my question.

i did answer your question, Dame Edna! Its ask an Aussie not "tea with a pom" :)

[Crypto_Clearance]

awww how sweet love you too. If you think australia is the best country in the world, then you've got somthing wrong with you, hell nice place some nice people but not the "best country on planet earth".

And yet you still hav'nt answered my question.... we're not the ones making you keep our queen on your money/have the union jack on your flage, rember that and now... please answer my question.i answered your question ...because you lot like to leech.

[l8rm8e]

1) Why did Harold Bishop return to neighbours wearing the same glasses that he apparently lost?

Harold Bishop had TWO pair of glasses.

2) How does it feel having that Union symbol dominating your national flag

The union jack takes up less than 25% of the space on our flag, is a little reminder to hold another referendum, and keeps nanna happy (she'll be dead soon).

Seriously, the Commonwealth is not a bad gang, kinda like the Crips or MS-13 will be in 10000 years.

[Harris-]

i did answer your question, Dame Edna! Its ask an Aussie not "tea with a pom" :)

haha, well my last comment was more directed at Crypto_Clearance since all he wants to do is start an argument.

@ Crypto_Clearance: mate how are we "leeching"? .... We're not stealing your resorces pulling out money from your econamy are we?
anyway i thought it was you assuis that were the experts in theft? ;)

[ManofWar]

Australia is the best country in the world. Originally the early inhabitants would risk life and limb to get back to Mother England. Now they soak up the Sun and laugh at us and make it hard for us to enter. Lucky bastards! :)

[Crypto_Clearance]

haha, well my last comment was more directed at Crypto_Clearance since all he wants to do is start an argument.

@ Crypto_Clearance: mate how are we "leeching"? .... We're not stealing your resorces pulling out money from your econamy are we?
anyway i thought it was you assuis that were the experts in theft? ;)danii minogue, delta goodrem, holly valance need i say more?

[Harris-]

danii minogue, delta goodrem, holly valance need i say more?

Umm your getting pissed because what? we've stolen australian fit blond girls?.... i really have no idea what your on about.

[Whistler1]

What happened to Kylies blue overalls, and how did crocodile dundee smuggle that knife through US customs.........This sort of shit keeps me awake at night

[Whistler1]

Stop the bickering, I still dont have an answer on the Mick Dundee Knife issue. This has serious national security implications for the USA

[The_Gnome]

Steelblue. My wife has been cheating on me with my brother, who's also married with 3 kids (I've got 2), they started seeing each other while I lay in a coma after a car crash that killed my best friend and 2 in the other car. I was self-employed at the time and the insurance cover is limited, so I'm not sure how long the money will last I'm concerned that I won't be able to keep the mortgage payments up, as I can't start work again till the neck brace is off. My question is; should Ricky Ponting still be Captain after the recent events in India?

[I am Samuel]

You can stow away on a ship.

Aussie pussy tastes like crisp beer filtered throught the pubes of a virgin.so yes its better.

I am there steelblue!

[l8rm8e]

Steelblue. My wife has been cheating on me with my brother, who's also married with 3 kids (I've got 2), they started seeing each other while I lay in a coma after a car crash that killed my best friend and 2 in the other car. I was self-employed at the time and the insurance cover is limited, so I'm not sure how long the money will last I'm concerned that I won't be able to keep the mortgage payments up, as I can't start work again till the neck brace is off. My question is; should Ricky Ponting still be Captain after the recent events in India?

Anyone who thinks that International Cricket is a civilized game played over Lipton's Tea (or Twinnings depending on your sexuality) is deluding themselves and should die screaming (too much?).

Cricket has never been a physical game (punches on the pitch), but it has been very spiteful and rife with sledging ever since the underarm repercussions (maybe earlier).

Punter Ponting is not to blame for Indian cricketers having a water pistol and no raincoat.

BTW: if you've still got a kidney .. things could be worse

[ManofWar]

I've been arrested for drunk driving Steelblue.
I had to drive home as I was far too drunk to walk.

Will my defense stand up in court if I don't have another drink or will it wobble if I do?

Confused,
London.

[ManofWar]

SteelBlue

My mate used "Wash and Go" hair shampoo. He washed his hair and it went.
Can he sue? Can we get the bald facts on this issue?

Cue ball,
From London.

[Cyber-Ninja]

Dont mind if I join your 'Aussie' panel Steelblue?

Cool thread and I love the poll. ... you got that right LOL

[suture]

Just looking for the "Ask a Pussie" thread. Anyone seen that perchance?? :p

[bran]

hahahahahaha,this is the funniest thread all year.thanks for the laugh guys.i aint voting cos i cant read,not cos its fixed or anything.I hope all this POM,YANK,AUSSIE,stuff is just banter and nobody takes it too seriously,you never know though......

[sluggoo]

where's waldo? is fat boy slim, fat or slim? Why are Softballs hard?

[Cyber-Ninja]

hahahahahaha,this is the funniest thread all year.thanks for the laugh guys.i aint voting cos i cant read,not cos its fixed or anything.I hope all this POM,YANK,AUSSIE,stuff is just banter and nobody takes it too seriously,you never know though......

Oh noze, :eek: this is deadly serious stuff & youve GOTTA vote
:mad: we really want to know how you guys really feel about aussies. :p

[bran]

Oh noze, :eek: this is deadly serious stuff & youve GOTTA vote
:mad: we really want to know how you guys really feel about aussies. :p

ok ,dont get upset or nuffin cobber,i voted.now let me go home please.

[cormack]

they are thick as f**k !

[Cyber-Ninja]

they are thick as f**k !

Just remember Sir Richard,

Im always here and open to a good debate anytime you want to test out your 'Lionheart'. :cool:

[steelblue]

where's waldo? is fat boy slim, fat or slim? Why are Softballs hard?

1) Waldo is now married,you can see him mowing the lawn or doing the dishes on every page in the books.
2)Fat Boy Slim is not fat not slim he's a bit chunky.
3)Softballs are softer than hardballs.

[steelblue]

What happened to Kylies blue overalls, and how did crocodile dundee smuggle that knife through US customs.........This sort of shit keeps me awake at night

1) Kylies Blue overalls were auctioned off for charity.
2) Croc Dundee got his knife through customs because their was no customs back then.

[steelblue]

they are thick as f**k !

The poll proves you wrong. FACT!

[jdischord]

Why does Rolf Harris choose to live in the UK?...what happened to Mark Little?....i heard a rumour that most Aussies wish they were from NZ?....Bouncer the dog from Neighbours...how old was he when he died....is it true kids in OZ start drinking XXXX when they are 6,Fosters at 10 then make the change for Victoria bitter at 15?....Why do you guys also drive on the left like us Brits but have a Dollar?.....Cheers Bruce.

[steelblue]

Why does Rolf Harris choose to live in the UK?...what happened to Mark Little?....i heard a rumour that most Aussies wish they were from NZ?....Bouncer the dog from Neighbours...how old was he when he died....is it true kids in OZ start drinking XXXX when they are 6,Fosters at 10 then make the change for Victoria bitter at 15?....Why do you guys also drive on the left like us Brits but have a Dollar?.....Cheers Bruce.

1) We force Rolf Harris to live in the UK
2) Mark Little fottballer? Mark Little actor? Mark Little designer?
3)Most Aussies are from NZ cuzi bro!
4)Bouncer didnt die, he was written out of the show because he liked to sniff too much pussy.
5) Aussies and drinking..........you are mislead. We start drinking at 4 and we don't drink fosters cause its shit so we export it.
6)We drive on the left because we are normal. We have a dollar because if fits in better with our language ie:DOLLAR DRINKS AT THE PUB

[jdischord]

Thanks for your help mate....good thats cleared up,some of that shits been on my mind for years....oh Mark Little the actor by the way. :)

[steelblue]

Thanks for your help mate....good thats cleared up,some of that shits been on my mind for years....oh Mark Little the actor by the way. :)

Mark Little (Joe) Still in the UK ,has been busy working on his drinking skills.

[Shaody]

jdichord, I saw a Pommy with a beer in each hand staggering down Collins Street in Melbourne the last time I was down there. He was a dirty, filthy guy yelling obscenities at everyone while dropping pollywaffles on the side walk as he crawled. Does that sort of fit description of him?

[ManofWar]

jdichord, I saw a Pommy with a beer in each hand staggering down Collins Street in Melbourne the last time I was down there. He was a dirty, filthy guy yelling obscenities at everyone while dropping pollywaffles on the side walk as he crawled. Does that sort of fit description of him?

Fuck! *Turns red*

Did he crawl into a pub?

[steelblue]

I've been arrested for drunk driving Steelblue.
I had to drive home as I was far too drunk to walk.

Will my defense stand up in court if I don't have another drink or will it wobble if I do?

Confused,
London.

Driving whilst drunk improves your driving skills,use this as your defence.

[steelblue]

SteelBlue

My mate used "Wash and Go" hair shampoo. He washed his hair and it went.
Can he sue? Can we get the bald facts on this issue?

Cue ball,
From London.

Is your mates name Hayden?
Tell your mate to Tatt up and buy a harley.

[jdischord]

jdichord, I saw a Pommy with a beer in each hand staggering down Collins Street in Melbourne the last time I was down there. He was a dirty, filthy guy yelling obscenities at everyone while dropping pollywaffles on the side walk as he crawled. Does that sort of fit description of him?


Well it could be but he just recently married an Aussie bird and i think she married him cause thats the typical behaviour of an Aussie male that she got fed up with so im led to believe ;) ......saying that i wouldn't rule it out,if you see him again shout "oi Greg you wanker,jay says hows your Greene King"....if its him he will understand.

[BuckMeHoff]

Is it true your women have pouches?

[steelblue]

Is it true your women have pouches?

Yes it is true! The pouches face backward so they don't fill up with dirt when we drag them by the hair!

[BuckMeHoff]

Yes it is true! The pouches face backward so they don't fill up with dirt when we drag them by the hair!

Arrrrrrrg!nothing worse than a woman with a dirty pouch.

[steelblue]

Arrrrrrrg!nothing worse than a woman with a dirty pouch.

Also most young pouches can hold 17 cans of beer a bag of ice and 2 packets of smokes.
Older pouches can hold a keg but no smokes.

[BuckMeHoff]

Also most young pouches can hold 17 cans of beer a bag of ice and 2 packets of smokes.
Older pouches can hold a keg but no smokes.


Yeah old father times awfully hard on pouches.

[steelblue]

looks like the Aussies have solved most problems,the world is better for it!

[steelblue]

lots of Aussies are now available to solve your problems and answer any questions.

[jenva]

lots of Aussies are now available to solve your problems and answer any questions.


Crikey, its Dial an Aussie. Get in line and take a number...and dont whine at the pink replies.

[mooza74]

lots of Aussies are now available to solve your problems and answer any questions.

No rest for the wicked.

[Cyber-Ninja]

lots of Aussies are now available to solve your problems and answer any questions.

This place is starting to remind me of Earls Court in London, a place where the Aussies all get together and drink lots of piss in the UK. LOL

[Darock]

The Poll looks like Saddam's Presidential ballot. Either way your still fucked. lol :)

[Cyber-Ninja]

The Poll looks like Saddam's Presidential ballot. Either way your still fucked. lol :)

Now, now, now, at least we havent taken to wiping out
anyone who opposes us. You really should be grateful :rolleyes:

Now if your not grateful, just remember
I still have my trusty sword right here. :D

LOL

[Hollow_eyes]

#1 how come corn dogs are so magicly delicious?

#2 how come stamp glue is so magicly delicious?

[jenva]

#1 how come corn dogs are so magicly delicious?

#2 how come stamp glue is so magicly delicious?


hmmm, you Americans do some very strange things to dogs, I think you people could make poo on toast taste good if it was deep fried.:p

As for the stamp glue, that could be the secret herbs and spices, I suspect that too is made by some food franchise :eek:

[Hollow_eyes]

Why am I so attracted to aussies? :D

[steelblue]

Why am I so attracted to aussies? :D

because we Aussie men have very large penises.

[jenva]

Why am I so attracted to aussies? :D
Cause you have good taste, and know we live in the lucky country. ;)

[Hollow_eyes]

because we Aussie men have very large penises.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Why am I soo attracted to Aussie WOMEN?

[Hollow_eyes]

Cause you have good taste, and know we live in the lucky country. ;)


.... :D .....

[Chucky-D]

Whatever happened to Crocodile Dundee? I don't want him, I want his knife.

[Chucky-D]

Does your toilet swirl backwards? In the US, where upon all other toilets in the world revolve about, our toilets flush and swirl in the counter-clockwise direction.

[Chucky-D]

Are the Aboriginal people held in distinction and respected, or are they discriminated against?

[jenva]

Whatever happened to Crocodile Dundee? I don't want him, I want his knife.
I think I saw his knife in one of Hollows vids.

[Hollow_eyes]

Does your toilet swirl backwards? In the US, where upon all other toilets in the world revolve about, our toilets flush and swirl in the counter-clockwise direction.


The coriolis effect.

Now I know im not an aussie but im gonna answer it anyway!

In the southern hemisphere water DOES swirl the other direction , however , aussie toilets dont use water the way the ones in the US do. Thier toilets basicly spray the waste down the pipe so the water never has a chance to swirl. :)

[jenva]

Are the Aboriginal people held in distinction and respected, or are they discriminated against?
Depending where they are from and how they act,....both. Aboriginal elders that manage their people and culture are to be held in high esteem. While the other side to that coin is, substance abuse is high in the aboriginal community, so it makes for some ugly behavoir and treatment. Vicious cycle.

[seanjo]

Why is Australian beer so bloody awful?

[steelblue]

Why is Australian beer so bloody awful?


Because you are used to drinking warm/hot beer.

Aussie beer has to be served cold!

[what you must be mistaken]

man have you seen this fine creature around anywhere ???...
GODDAMN

here pro says Oz land

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI66iheRBj8 just wonderin :D :D

[jenva]

man have you seen this fine creature around anywhere ???...
GODDAMN

here pro says Oz land

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI66iheRBj8 just wonderin :D :D


Her Myspace profile says she is in Woollongong NSW, thats a town south of Sydney. Seems she often plays at local pubs and clubs. Emma Russock is her name.

[Cyber-Ninja]

Emma Russack is just 100% PURE Aussie Talent :p

Check this video out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u6JC4NCb9Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u6JC4NCb9Q)

Excuse the audio, I know it's not the best, the guitar is a bit loud in places, but the way she works such magic with her voice more than makes up for these few short-comings in the audio quality. ;)

I hope you all enjoy this video :)

[laidbackguy1972]

its not rigged, its taken from the American system.


lmao to that comment...I can't even argue that, have a good evening!

[Cyber-Ninja]

lmao to that comment...I can't even argue that, have a good evening!

Yep, thats true, our how democratic system of government is based around British Imperialism & American Democracy.

Dont you just love it? :D

[Chucky-D]

The coriolis effect.

Now I know im not an aussie but im gonna answer it anyway!

In the southern hemisphere water DOES swirl the other direction , however , aussie toilets dont use water the way the ones in the US do. Thier toilets basicly spray the waste down the pipe so the water never has a chance to swirl. :)

I see. What happens to people right on the Equator? Do they have to stir it, and chose the direction? :eek:

[jenva]

I see. What happens to people right on the Equator? Do they have to stir it, and chose the direction? :eek:
The dont have flushing toilets, I guess thats why the love those smelly squat ones.....eeeewwww:eek:

[Chucky-D]

Don't you love those two-person open tank pit toilets that we have at remote campgrounds? You can hear the other person, and you can hear the stuff hit bottom eight feet below. Just a little odor.

Do you have these in Australia?

[jenva]

Don't you love those two-person open tank pit toilets that we have at remote campgrounds? You can hear the other person, and you can hear the stuff hit bottom eight feet below. Just a little odor.

Do you have these in Australia?
Yep Chucky, they are called long drop outback dunnies...or dry toilets. Charming things they are, if you like racid smells and maggots....(I feel sick):(

[Hollow_eyes]

I see. What happens to people right on the Equator? Do they have to stir it, and chose the direction? :eek:

If your right on the equator and you have a bowl of water that has a hole in the bottom , the water will not swirl. It will drain straight down. As far as toilets on the equator , i have no clue :)

[steelblue]

If your right on the equator and you have a bowl of water that has a hole in the bottom , the water will not swirl. It will drain straight down. As far as toilets on the equator , i have no clue :)

American Embassy toilets in the southern hemisphere have an auto rotator venturi mechanism to swirl the water anti-clockwise, so they don't get home sick.

[jenva]

American Embassy toilets in the southern hemisphere have an auto rotator venturi mechanism to swirl the water anti-clockwise, so they don't get home sick.
Roflmao, pisser of a comment ya wacker!! I see you are still fishing in the red, white, and blue river.:D:D:D

[repost]

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discuss ..

[jenva]

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discuss ..
What's to discuss about some middle class 16 year old kid that is left unsupervised while mum and step dad are away in another state? This kid needs a good upslap to the back of the head, and his parents look to be lumbered with the cost of dispersing 500 out of control kids at some impromtu party. Stupid teenagers left alone do the most amazingly stupid things.

[repost]

What's to discuss about some middle class 16 year old kid that is left unsupervised while mum and step dad are away in another state? This kid needs a good upslap to the back of the head, and his parents look to be lumbered with the cost of dispersing 500 out of control kids at some impromtu party. Stupid teenagers left alone do the most amazingly stupid things.

I blame the internet. who needs parents when we can put age verification requirements on everything :D

[jenva]

I blame the internet. who needs parents when we can put age verification requirements on everything :D


Oh so thats what you were really angling at? Why not say so, why does everything you post here come with a hidden agenda?

[repost]

Oh so thats what you were really angling at? Why not say so, why does everything you post here come with a hidden agenda?


Well there there not much else to talk about australia. just trying to relate. damnit I knew I should have said something about kangaroos

[jenva]

Well there there not much else to talk about australia. just trying to relate. damnit I knew I should have said something about kangaroos

Google is your best friend :p

[CodyColton]

and since i kno the answer to that , its whos got the most great white KILLS???? and wtf is up with all the poisonous snakes

[jenva]

and since i kno the answer to that , its whos got the most great white KILLS???? and wtf is up with all the poisonous snakes
ROFL...you having a meltdown there cody? What snakes? the only poisonous snakes I know are beered up aussie men in a pub on a Saturday night.:p

[seanjo]

danii minogue, delta goodrem, holly valance need i say more?


A haha hha ha A ha ha ha ha AAAAAAAHaaaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa!!!!

[seanjo]

Because you are used to drinking warm/hot beer.

Aussie beer has to be served cold!

Yes yes stock stereotype answer, everyone knows the best beer in the world is British...now answer the question!! as for warm, some beers are served at cellar temperature because thats the temperature they taste best at! cold does not mean good..we live in a coldish climate the last thing you want on a cold day is pint of cold fosters piss running down your neck!!

[steelblue]

Yes yes stock stereotype answer, everyone knows the best beer in the world is British...now answer the question!! as for warm, some beers are served at cellar temperature because thats the temperature they taste best at! cold does not mean good..we live in a coldish climate the last thing you want on a cold day is pint of cold fosters piss running down your neck!!

Answer:

Real men drink cold beer! Harden the fuck up!

Next!

[seanjo]

Answer:

Real men drink cold beer! Harden the fuck up!

Next!

Real men drink Cider (cold) in Britain...HARDEN THE FUCK UP? THIS ISNT THE MASTURBATION THREAD!!...why is every barman I meet an Ausy?

[steelblue]

Real men drink Cider (cold) in Britain...HARDEN THE FUCK UP? THIS ISNT THE MASTURBATION THREAD!!...why is every barman I meet an Ausy?


Cider is for kids and women! Real men drink ice cold beer.
Aussie barmen...only one thing better than working in a pub,and thats owning one!

next

[Chucky-D]

Do Aussies streak?

[Chucky-D]

Is there any good backpacking in Aussieland?

[Chucky-D]

Do women Aussies like scotch? What's their fav if so?

[sauerkraut]

ok there's this really hot Armenian-Aussie girl in Sydney who I would like to hook up with oneday...and she refers to me as "mate". do i have a chance in hell? LOL

[jenva]

Do women Aussies like scotch? What's their fav if so?
I love Scotch, I am partial to Chivas Regal or Dimple. The Irish whiskey I like is Bushmills.

[jenva]

ok there's this really hot Armenian-Aussie girl in Sydney who I would like to hook up with oneday...and she refers to me as "mate". do i have a chance in hell? LOL


Mate, for sure, for sure...so what are you waiting for? Sounds to me like she is interested mate.....LOL

[sauerkraut]

Mate, for sure, for sure...so what are you waiting for? Sounds to me like she is interested mate.....LOL

u are just a big farkin cut-up, jenva

[steelblue]

Do Aussies streak?

I'm naked now! Does that answer your question.

[steelblue]

Is there any good backpacking in Aussieland?

yes great places for backpackers, trouble is all the great places are full of Swedish,German,French,English,American,Swiss and Kiwi Women backpackers and all they want is Aussie men.

[Chucky-D]

yes great places for backpackers, trouble is all the great places are full of Swedish,German,French,English,American,Swiss and Kiwi Women backpackers and all they want is Aussie men.

Green tea with pomegranates up my nose at that one!

[bran]

yes great places for backpackers, trouble is all the great places are full of Swedish,German,French,English,American,Swiss and Kiwi Women backpackers and all they want is Aussie men.


keep takin the meds mate,i bet you are 5`1,with skinny legs and glasses,and no tan cos the sun "urts yer eyes",if not,and you are a 6 footer with big muscles and kung fu beer skills then please disregard previous and "gday cobber" to you....SIR....:D:rolleyes:;):eek::D:D:cool:

[jenva]

keep takin the meds mate,i bet you are 5`1,with skinny legs and glasses,and no tan cos the sun "urts yer eyes",if not,and you are a 6 footer with big muscles and kung fu beer skills then please disregard previous and "gday cobber" to you....SIR....:D:rolleyes:;):eek::D:D:cool:


Bran...are you getting enough sleep? look at the number of comments you have made. Wow, talk about a point slut in over drive, you will need the lubricant soon for all that finger chaffing....rofl

[bran]

Bran...are you getting enough sleep? look at the number of comments you have made. Wow, talk about a point slut in over drive, you will need the lubricant soon for all that finger chaffing....rofl


you can talk darlin,look how many comments you have done.addictive aint it? anyway its not me fingers i use the lubricant for....oh god! i made a dirty joke....hehehe.cheers PINKY,did you manage to trace ms pinky by Frank Zappa?..i dedicated that just for beautiful young you.:o:o:o:rolleyes:;):p:eek::D...sleep? wots dat?

[steelblue]

keep takin the meds mate,i bet you are 5`1,with skinny legs and glasses,and no tan cos the sun "urts yer eyes",if not,and you are a 6 footer with big muscles and kung fu beer skills then please disregard previous and "gday cobber" to you....SIR....:D:rolleyes:;):eek::D:D:cool:

its very fucking hard being an Aussie man, i'm that busy telling croc and snake stories to the tourists, that its affected my social life of drinking,falling down,drinking,falling down,drinking,falling down and drinking!

[bran]

:eek::cool:;)its very fucking hard being an Aussie man, i'm that busy telling croc and snake stories to the tourists, that its affected my social life of drinking,falling down,drinking,falling down,drinking,falling down and drinking!


hahahahaha,you are too cool mate.:D:D:D

[mooza74]

its very fucking hard being an Aussie man, i'm that busy telling croc and snake stories to the tourists, that its affected my social life of drinking,falling down,drinking,falling down,drinking,falling down and drinking!

Tell me about it, when i was in the States people asked me what i did for a living and i told them i stand at the bottom of the Sydney Harbor Bridge with a stick to stop the Koalas climbing it. Then this American bloke goes hang on a minute, i have been to Australia and i didn't see any Koalas on the Sydney Harbor Bridge and i said no shit.....that's cause I'm doing my fucking job.

Geez it's hard to be Aussie ;)

[bran]

Tell me about it, when i was in the States people asked me what i did for a living and i told them i stand at the bottom of the Sydney Harbor Bridge with a stick to stop the Koalas climbing it. Then this American bloke goes hang on a minute, i have been to Australia and i didn't see any Koalas on the Sydney Harbor Bridge and i said no shit.....that's cause I'm doing my fucking job.

Geez it's hard to be Aussie ;)


hahaha,i reckon Aussie must have an equivalent to the Irish blarney stone,you lot are just too darn funny!:D:rolleyes:;):eek::cool::)

[seanjo]

Cider is for kids and women! Real men drink ice cold beer.
Aussie barmen...only one thing better than working in a pub,and thats owning one!

next

My 6% proof Cider pisses on your pansie drink!

[Amkus]

Has Australia gotten over the passing of Steve Irwin yet?

Why don't more Australians wear khaki clothing?

Have you ever stuck your thumb in a dingo's anus just to piss it off?

Have you ever eaten a dingo?

Is there more to Australia than just a large barren wasteland?

Is Outback Steakhouse a fair representation of Australia?

That's all for now.

[nat906]

yes,because,no,yuck,yes,r u joking,ok

[jenva]

Has Australia gotten over the passing of Steve Irwin yet?

Why don't more Australians wear khaki clothing?

Have you ever stuck your thumb in a dingo's anus just to piss it off?

Have you ever eaten a dingo?

Is there more to Australia than just a large barren wasteland?

Is Outback Steakhouse a fair representation of Australia?

That's all for now.

No to all of them, especially Outback steakhouse, that dosent even have Pavola on their dessert menu. I can wear khaki for you, if it floats ya boat Amkus....LOL

[nat906]

fish n chips mate or a bundy 6 pack and a pizza . mate no representation of any country in america be it food fashion or material will ever be a true offering of that nation while things are changed to suite american taste . you go to rome to do as the romans so it is said so therefore you must step out side your comfort zone to taste over seas gear .

[nat906]

and khaki sucks major along with the 70s safari suite .

[seanjo]

Is Rolf Harris worshipped as the God he is in Australia?

[ManofWar]

If God can do anything in his power, then he must be able to turn himself mortal. If he turned himself mortal he would no longer have the power to turn himself back into God.
If God had a funny turn one morning and actually done it...

...What would become of mankind, religion, Earth, the planets and the Universe?

Baffled
A coffee shop
Amsterdam.

[sauerkraut]

Are Australian women as concerned of being skinny, stylish, and sexy as American women are?

[Cyber-Ninja]

Is Rolf Harris worshipped as the God he is in Australia?

No..... Thank God :p

[Cyber-Ninja]

Are Australian women as concerned of being skinny, stylish, and sexy as American women are?Some are and some arent.

Bogan women have the same type of dress sense as a redneck women.

[Cyber-Ninja]

and khaki sucks major along with the 70s safari suite .

Hey dont knock the safari suit, I wore one to my first
ever job interview when I was 15 years old in the 70s. :rolleyes:

Come to think of it maybe the suit did have something to do with
why I never got that job... damn, I always wondered about that. :confused:

Damn mothers...
dont let them dress you for your first job interview. :mad:

[steelblue]

If God can do anything in his power, then he must be able to turn himself mortal. If he turned himself mortal he would no longer have the power to turn himself back into God.
If God had a funny turn one morning and actually done it...

...What would become of mankind, religion, Earth, the planets and the Universe?

Baffled
A coffee shop
Amsterdam.

god does not exist, so the question is null and void.

[jenva]

Hey dont knock the safari suit, I wore one to my first
ever job interview when I was 15 years old in the 70s. :rolleyes:

Come to think of it maybe the suit did have something to do with
why I never got that job... damn, I always wondered about that. :confused:

Damn mothers...
dont let them dress you for your first job interview. :mad:

You actually admit to that? LOL

[jenva]

Are Australian women as concerned of being skinny, stylish, and sexy as American women are?
I think to generalise Aussie girls are focused on looking good, especially at the beach, but we have yet to develop that generic Barbie doll look, that seems to flood, what I have seen of US female TV presenters.

[Cyber-Ninja]

You actually admit to that? LOL

Regrettably I have to Jenva, I cant lie. :(

And while we may laugh when we look back now, at the time those damn Safari suits were fashionable once.

Luckily I outgrew the damn things really quickly :D LOL

[jenva]

Regrettably I have to Jenva, I cant lie. :(

And while we may laugh when we look back now, at the time those damn Safari suits were fashionable once.

Luckily I outgrew the damn things really quickly :D LOL

In 1974, I had a pale blue girly one with gold buttons, my mother too thought it looked very smart....ugh!!:D

[Cyber-Ninja]

In 1974, I had a pale blue girly one with gold buttons, my mother too thought it looked very smart....ugh!!:D


Thats EXACTLY what my
mother use to say... ugh!!

[Chucky-D]

Do Aussies think America is ready for a woman or a black president?

[Chucky-D]

Was the band Men That Work from Aussieland? Or was that Dire Straits?

[Chucky-D]

Do Aussie's drink tea? Have a tea time?

[Chucky-D]

Are there any mountains in Aussieland? How high? Snow?

[Chucky-D]

Is it safe to swim and snorkel and Scuba on the Great Barrier Reef? How long does it take to get out there? Aren't there great white sharks out there?

[Cyber-Ninja]

I had no problem getting use to flared Jeans and American
Basketball type Sneakers that we called 'Gymboots' after I left school :D LOL

I got to grow my hair long for about 2 years, then I joined Australia's Defence Forces and they put me into a uniform that resembled that fucking Safari suit and they cut my hair all off...

I suddenly realise the ADF was my new mother! :eek:
I remember nearly crying... ugh!! :mad:

Nah, didnt cry, but still getting my hair cut off was a bit of a
struggle, but I did it because I really wanted into the Army Jen :cool:

[Darock]

Any of the Aussies here ever scuba dived the Great Barrier Reef? Im a scuba diver and a surfer and I've always wanted to make it to Australia the must see for both.

[steelblue]

Do Aussies think America is ready for a woman or a black president?

yes the majority are ready

[steelblue]

Any of the Aussies here ever scuba dived the Great Barrier Reef? Im a scuba diver and a surfer and I've always wanted to make it to Australia the must see for both.

Yes, i grew up surfing and fishing, i done my junior open water dive course at 13 and then my PADI senior at 16,as for diving the GBR i have only snorkled it.

[steelblue]

Was the band Men That Work from Aussieland? Or was that Dire Straits?
it was MEN AT WORK that were Aussie

[Durendal]

Ok i know this might be sort of controversial but I understand that Australia was basically a penal colony of the British and other European states.
Europeans basically send people there to starve and die.
How do you think this has effected the average gene pool of Australians?
Also how on earth do you live with the various venomous animals that are crawling around?
I would fucking have a nervous breakdown if there was some snake in my tub.
Which happens to be an actual event that happened to a Australian family i knew.
They had a snake in the bath tub and the son chopped it to bits with a Katana.
Still..fuck you have a lot of dangerous creepy crawlies.
You don't like Fosters but erhm..I liked how you kicked the Muslim ass during those riots.
It shows you have a damn good heart and know right from wrong.
Too bad that for some reason, you also gave us the Burkini a Burka fit for swimming ban the damn Burka!

[steelblue]

Is it safe to swim and snorkel and Scuba on the Great Barrier Reef? How long does it take to get out there? Aren't there great white sharks out there?
Yes water sports are safe on the GBR only big tiger sharks and reef sharks, the Great whites are found (usually) in the cooler waters from Byron Bay in northern NSW to southern west Australia. As for how long it takes to get to the GBR it depend what part you want to go to, the reef system ranges from the shore to hundreds of miles out to sea.

[steelblue]

Ok i know this might be sort of controversial but I understand that Australia was basically a penal colony of the British and other European states.
Europeans basically send people there to starve and die.
How do you think this has effected the average gene pool of Australians?
Also how on earth do you live with the various venomous animals that are crawling around?
I would fucking have a nervous breakdown if there was some snake in my tub.
Which happens to be an actual event that happened to a Australian family i knew.
They had a snake in the bath tub and the son chopped it to bits with a Katana.
Still..fuck you have a lot of dangerous creepy crawlies.
You don't like Fosters but erhm..I liked how you kicked the Muslim ass during those riots.
It shows you have a damn good heart and know right from wrong.
Too bad that for some reason, you also gave us the Burkini a Burka fit for swimming ban the damn Burka!


World’s Most Venomous Snakes
In order of lethal potency

* Not Australian snakes
1. Small-scaled snake
2. Brown snake
3. Taipan
4. Tiger snake
5. Reevesby Island tiger snake
6. Beaked sea snake
7. Western Australian tiger snake
8. Chappell Island tiger snake
9. Death adder
10. Gwardar
11. Australian copperhead
12. Indian Cobra*
13. Dugite
14. Papuan blacksnake
15. Yellow-banded snake
16. Rough-scaled snake
17. King Cobra*
18. Blue-bellied black snake
19. Collet’s snake
20. King brown snake
21. Red-bellied black snake
22. Small-eyed snake
23. Eastern diamond-back rattlesnake*

We Aussie men can run very very fast and let the women and kids deal with the deadly creatures so Jenva can answer it.

[Cyber-Ninja]

Is it safe to swim and snorkel and Scuba on the Great Barrier Reef? How long does it take to get out there? Aren't there great white sharks out there?

Hi Chucky-D,

I actually hold PADI Divemaster qualifications and worked on Diveboats after leaving the Army, and I live in the tropics, in Cairns, Far North Queensland, so the reef is just off my doorstep. So believe that I am more than qualified to answer your questions here. :cool:

Yes it is relatively safe to swim and snorkel on the Great Barrier Reef, while there are venomous and dangerous creatures on the reef, All hazards are very easily avoided. LOOK, but DONT TOUCH, unless your show its safe by your Snorkelling Guide, or Divemaster.

Many people ask the question about Sharks, but
how many attacks occur on the Great Barrier Reef?

Despite the fact we get so many visitors to the reef,
the risk of shark attack is very low and there are many
various contributing factors to that.

1. NO Great White Sharks - the tropical waters in Far North Queensland are too warm for the Great white which is only found in cold to temperate waters.

We do however have large Tiger Sharks and Hammerheads, Bull Sharks, Bronze Whalers, Black Tip & White Tip Reef Sharks. The more aggressive sharks are the Tiger Sharks and Hammerheads, Bull Sharks. But their diet in these waters mainly consists of Turtles and Fish and
NOT HUMANS. Great White Sharks attack humans because they mistake them most of the time for seals.

Nosey sharks can be easily fended off, particularly when SCUBA diving. Usually an experienced divemaster will fend the shark off with a 'Bump Stick' (short baton) while directing you to get out of the water if a dangerous shark is present.

But situations like that are extremely rare up here. Because of the diversity of fish life on the reef, sharks out there are very well feed.

Dont dive or swim if you are fishing, and dont spear fish, because this can provoke sharks into a frenzy and even your normally harmless Black Tip & White Tip Reef Sharks might decided to see what you taste like. So dont do stupid stuff like that and you will be fine.

2. Going out to the reef can vary between 30 minutes to few hours by highspeed Catamaran. How long it will take will depend on your intended destination. The Great Barrier Reef is made up of a chain of about 3,000 individual reefs and 900 islands stretching for 2,600 kilometres down the coast of Queensland. The further south you go, the further it is offshore.

To go to the outer reef from Cairns by highspeed Catamaran will take about 1 hour. it can take longer, depending also on the type of boat you are on. If you were doing an extended Dive trip, you might be on a sailing boat, there are many options available here to go to the reef.

I love Night diving, its a real buzz on the reef, the colours at night under lights is amazing, so you might like to do an overnight trip to experience that.

Other hazards around costal areas include Crocodiles and Marine Stingers (Box Jellyfish). safest time of year to swim at the beaches is between May to September because waters are cooler and crocodiles spend most of the time out of the water sunning themselves. They become more active in summer months and can be found around beaches and saltwater rivers, along with the marine stingers. This time of year is a good time to swim in the swimming holes in freshwater creeks that come down from the mountains, refreshing clean water with very few hazards.

Avoid these rivers if heavy rainfall is around or theyre in flood.

If you have any further questions, feel free to
PM me anytime for more info on my local region.

[bran]

World’s Most Venomous Snakes
In order of lethal potency

* Not Australian snakes
1. Small-scaled snake
2. Brown snake
3. Taipan
4. Tiger snake
5. Reevesby Island tiger snake
6. Beaked sea snake
7. Western Australian tiger snake
8. Chappell Island tiger snake
9. Death adder
10. Gwardar
11. Australian copperhead
12. Indian Cobra*
13. Dugite
14. Papuan blacksnake
15. Yellow-banded snake
16. Rough-scaled snake
17. King Cobra*
18. Blue-bellied black snake
19. Collet’s snake
20. King brown snake
21. Red-bellied black snake
22. Small-eyed snake
23. Eastern diamond-back rattlesnake*

We Aussie men can run very very fast and let the women and kids deal with the deadly creatures so Jenva can answer it.


i bloody knew it...Assie is full of snakes....and they aint all in steelblues trousers...lol.....my freind stays with her mate in aussie for a couple of months every other year,she said that the kids dont even bother with bothering the black widows outside on the verandah,i would be shitting large breezeblocks at snakes that could kill me or spiders in the bog. fk that.
i suppose it depends on where in ozz you are?:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[steelblue]

Are there any mountains in Aussieland? How high? Snow?
yes, fairly high, lots of snow in winter.

[Cyber-Ninja]

Ok i know this might be sort of controversial but I understand that Australia was basically a penal colony of the British and other European states.
Europeans basically send people there to starve and die.
How do you think this has effected the average gene pool of Australians?
Also how on earth do you live with the various venomous animals that are crawling around?
I would fucking have a nervous breakdown if there was some snake in my tub.
Which happens to be an actual event that happened to a Australian family i knew.
They had a snake in the bath tub and the son chopped it to bits with a Katana.
Still..fuck you have a lot of dangerous creepy crawlies.
You don't like Fosters but erhm..I liked how you kicked the Muslim ass during those riots.
It shows you have a damn good heart and know right from wrong.
Too bad that for some reason, you also gave us the Burkini a Burka fit for swimming ban the damn Burka!

Q. How do you think this has effected
the average gene pool of Australians?

A. How has it affected Americans?
The USA was also a British Penal Colony if you didnt know.

Are we suppose to be a nation full of crims
or we are stupid as its most often applied?

Convicts were sent here as 'political prisoners' & 'petty thieves' who might have been deported for stealing a loaf of bread. Serious & dangerous criminals were executed in Britian and were never deported to Australia.

Q. Also how on earth do you live with the various venomous animals that are crawling around?

A. Dont be Paranoid... dont panic if you see a dangerous animal, stay calm and dont approach it, back away slowly.

Nearly every single snake I have ever seen is trying to get away. Theyre in fear more than you are. You appear as this huge creature to a snake, so it is going to feel threatened by you. You will normally encounter these in or around bushland. Snakes avoid densely populated urban areas.

As with all reptiles, including crocs, if you freeze it wont see you, if you move it may strike, wait a few minutes and the snake will go away. I have had a snake actually crawl up my leg to sniff me and then suddenly turned around and run away. I just stood still and didnt panic so it didnt bite me.

Snakes dont often come into houses, only of your living near bushland and leave a door open to allow the damn snakes to come in.

No we dont like Fosters, that is the cheap crappy
beer we send overseas because noone here likes it. :p

[Amkus]

Aussie vs. Kiwi questions:

Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a drinking contest?

Who would win in a fierce game of bobbing for apples?

[steelblue]

Aussie vs. Kiwi questions:

Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a drinking contest?

Who would win in a fierce game of bobbing for apples?

i need to know what kind of apples first before the questions can be answered!

[Cyber-Ninja]

Aussie vs. Kiwi questions:

Q. Who would win in a fight?
A. Australians would win, we out-number them :D

Q. Who would win in a drinking contest?
A. Australians would win, we are bigger piss-heads. :rolleyes:

Q. Who would win in a fierce game of bobbing for apples?
A. New Zealand probably would - Bobbing for Apples is not
something Aussies are into, so dont ask me, I have no clue. :confused:

[Durendal]

World’s Most Venomous Snakes
In order of lethal potency

* Not Australian snakes
1. Small-scaled snake
2. Brown snake
3. Taipan
4. Tiger snake
5. Reevesby Island tiger snake
6. Beaked sea snake
7. Western Australian tiger snake
8. Chappell Island tiger snake
9. Death adder
10. Gwardar
11. Australian copperhead
12. Indian Cobra*
13. Dugite
14. Papuan blacksnake
15. Yellow-banded snake
16. Rough-scaled snake
17. King Cobra*
18. Blue-bellied black snake
19. Collet’s snake
20. King brown snake
21. Red-bellied black snake
22. Small-eyed snake
23. Eastern diamond-back rattlesnake*

We Aussie men can run very very fast and let the women and kids deal with the deadly creatures so Jenva can answer it.

The people here..on average not all of them..would call the fire department if they had a cat stuck on there roof.
Deadly snake in the tub would mean cordening off the entire area.
Possible special ops going inside to check and neutralise the animal.
But yes i was amazed as well..this was a single mom currently dating by the way so the male wasn't there.
But the son was brave for sure although i'm sure some nature people will be screaming that deadly snakes deserve respect and should be cared for and loved by all.
erhm..no comment on the gene pool and kicking Muslim ass?
have another beer mate and tell me whats going on in the land down under.

[Durendal]

I also i forgot ..why on earth the Burkini..why...

[steelblue]

The people here..on average not all of them..would call the fire department if they had a cat stuck on there roof.
Deadly snake in the tub would mean cordening off the entire area.
Possible special ops going inside to check and neutralise the animal.
But yes i was amazed as well..this was a single mom currently dating by the way so the male wasn't there.
But the son was brave for sure although i'm sure some nature people will be screaming that deadly snakes deserve respect and should be cared for and loved by all.
erhm..no comment on the gene pool and kicking Muslim ass?
have another beer mate and tell me whats going on in the land down under.

its raining on the east coast,surfs up but the winds on-shore, the offshore fishing has been good, lots of small black and striped marlin tagged, there are still yellowfin tuna out wide, and lots of 20-30kg yellowtail king fish around the bridges and rocky headlands. Also lots of bream,flathead,whiting,Jew and squid being caught in the estuaries.

[Durendal]

its raining on the east coast,surfs up but the winds on-shore, the offshore fishing has been good, lots of small black and striped marlin tagged, there are still yellowfin tuna out wide, and lots of 20-30kg yellowtail king fish around the bridges and rocky headlands. Also lots of bream,flathead,whiting,Jew and squid being caught in the estuaries.

Ow I see..yes we have that problem here as well.
It's storming and raining here at present.
Tell me whats your favorite drink?
By the way..I would love to throw out a fishing pole..but anyway thats for different times.
Not going out in this fucking weather. :(

Is it true Dutch immigrants don't integrate in Australian society?
I've heard you have like..Dutch people who can't even speak English living there to use this to excuse the Muslim immigrants we have who can't speak Dutch.

[Durendal]

Ow I see..yes we have that problem here as well.
It's storming and raining here at present.
Tell me whats your favorite drink?
By the way..I would love to throw out a fishing pole..but anyway thats for different times.
Not going out in this fucking weather. :(

Is it true Dutch immigrants don't integrate in Australian society?
I've heard you have like..Dutch people who can't even speak English living there to use this to excuse the Muslim immigrants we have who can't speak Dutch.

Like do you have a big Dutch immigrant problem? You know them stealing shit?

[steelblue]

Like do you have a big Dutch immigrant problem? You know them stealing shit?
we have a big Dutch women backpacker problem, all they want is sex!

[Durendal]

we have a big Dutch women backpacker problem, all they want is sex!

I'm not talking about tourists you moron, everyone knows Australia is the place to be to have great sex.

[steelblue]

I'm not talking about tourists you moron, everyone knows Australia is the place to be to have great sex.

What are you talking about? cause i just know about beer,sex,surfing and fishing. I don't know anything else.

[Durendal]

What are you talking about? cause i just know about beer,sex,surfing and fishing. I don't know anything else.

LOl...thats ok m8 :) tell me what beer Aussies like?
It's obviously not Fosters.

[Cyber-Ninja]

LOl...thats ok m8 :) tell me what beer Aussies like?
It's obviously not Fosters.

Duh :confused: you don't get it do you? :rolleyes:

Australians dont like any beer that tastes like 'recycled camel's piss' & Fosters is one beer that tastes like this.... particularly in Australia's warm climate where beer gets hot and goes flat within minutes of opening a stubbie of Fosters.

Australia's preferred beers are:

Top Full Strength Beers

1. V.B. (Victoria Bitter)
2. XXXX (Fourex)
3. Toohey's New.
4. Carton Cold

Top 3 popular Mid-strength Beer

1. Carlton Mid-Strength
2. XXXX Gold (Fourex Gold)
3. VB Midstrength Lager
4. Lite Ice

But these are just some of the many beers that Australians drink, however what beers are more popular depending on the state you are in. For example, here in Queensland XXXX (Fourex) is a beer originally produced in this state and favoured by local drinkers. In New South Wales, you will find it is Tooheys, and in Victoria, you will find VB & Carlton to be the more popular beers.

However you will generally find 'Bitters' to always be more
popular with the average Australian drinker than 'Lagers'.

Although I am Bourbon (Jack Daniels/Jim Beam) drinker myself....

If I drink beer, I drink for taste not because of the state
I live in, so I generally like VB and Carlton Mid-strength.

I hope that answers your question. :cool:

[Chucky-D]

Is prostitution a problem in Aussieland?

[Chucky-D]

What is Aussie health care like, briefly?

[Chucky-D]

Are there pubs, brew pubs, the like?

[Chucky-D]

Why come to Aussieland, and not New Zealand?

[Cyber-Ninja]

Why come to Aussieland, and not New Zealand?

Much more to see and do, and definately more interesting wildlife.

[jenva]

Aussie health care chucky is, for the most part, very good. While its NOT perfect, I am happy that its something that is on offer to all Australians, regardless of income. We have a socialised system, as you probably realise. The standard of health care is excellent, though, some might point out there are waiting lists for non urgent surgery. It falls down a bit too, in remote areas. People in the outback have to travel thousands of miles, or relocate for ongoing treatment.

Pubs here, are diverse, we have pubs that brew their own beer, and pubs that are owned by the breweries. Country pubs are very different to city ones, country pubs are the hub of social contact , while in the city, they may be the place to be seen if they are a boutique pub.

Prostitution, isnt a big problem in australia, because it is legalised, and the girls are registered sex workers. There isnt too much of the streetwalker to be seen these days. Most registered prostitutes work in brothels which are well run, I know this because my sister used to be the night manager (not a sex worker) in one that had a great reputation, she has some enlightening stories to tell.

Australia and new zealand share a close relatiosnhip, you should visit both places if you make it down here to this part of the world. While we are always hanging shit on the kiwis, they do live in one of the most spectacular places on earth. Both countries have a lot to offer tourists, and both are worthy of admiration.

[Cyber-Ninja]

Much more to see and do, and definately more interesting wildlife.

I shouldnt really compare, Kiwis are good people,
we really do love them and their country.

Jenva is right, visit both places if you come to this part of the world. In fact you can also get a stop-over when flying between Australia and the USA.

[ManofWar]

Dear Ask an Aussie,

Is it true that a man with a club foot gains an unfair advantage whilst playing golf?

Signed,
Teed off.

[jenva]

Dear Ask an Aussie,

Is it true that a man with a club foot gains an unfair advantage whilst playing golf?

Signed,
Teed off.
yep...thats why he plays with a handicap....LOL :D

[mooza74]

While we are always hanging shit on the kiwis, they do live in one of the most spectacular places on earth.

Yeah that place is called Australia hahahaha

[seanjo]

When we trounce you in the cricket are you going to cry and bleat on as usual or are you going to take it like Men (and Women Jen)

[steelblue]

When we trounce you in the cricket are you going to cry and bleat on as usual or are you going to take it like Men (and Women Jen)


You will probably have to wait 10 years to win a match.

[jenva]

When we trounce you in the cricket are you going to cry and bleat on as usual or are you going to take it like Men (and Women Jen)
LMAO, yeah like that happens often.:eek:

[JumpinJack]

Q: Why can't Aussie blokes take their girlfriends to the cricket?

[steelblue]

someones got Aussies and Kiwi's Mixed up

[Cyber-Ninja]

Yeah that place is called Australia hahahaha
Im afraid to say that is also very true ! :eek:

LOLOLOLOL :D

[jenva]

someones got Aussies and Kiwi's Mixed up
I think so too, us aussie sheilas dont eat the grass pitch, like the kiwi ones do....rofl

[dwencl]

kiwi's? those look kinda like testicles ... is a kiwi a male aussie?

[Cyber-Ninja]

kiwi's? those look kinda like testicles ... is a kiwi a male aussie?

A Kiwi is a native bird to New Zealand dummy :p

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi)

but theyre also native people to New Zealand

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_(people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_(people))

:rolleyes:

[dwencl]

i dont know, you found that answer in wikipedia ffs :D

[Cyber-Ninja]

i dont know, you found that answer in wikipedia ffs :D

WTF is wrong with "Wiki-for-Dummies" ? :rolleyes:

[gobolopski]

Did you know that at the Battle of Long Tan , the Kiwi gunners shot at the wrong people.

just kidding mate, my real question is , Are you going to invade N.Z. now that Oz is part of the New world order ?

[steelblue]

Did you know that at the Battle of Long Tan , the Kiwi gunners shot at the wrong people.

just kidding mate, my real question is , Are you going to invade N.Z. now that Oz is part of the New world order ?
its to late, Kiwi's have invaded Australia, the Surge is working.

[ManofWar]

Dear Ask An Aussie.

Why is it that the French have a place called Brest but don't find it funny?

Signed
An excited schoolboy,
On holiday somewhere in France.

[Cyber-Ninja]

its to late, Kiwi's have invaded Australia, the Surge is working.

Shalom... Allah Ackbar! :cool:

Kill the Kiwidils! :mad:

they come out here and drink all our beer! :eek:

I am sick of having to get more beer from beerasheba, it takes too damn long for a Mohammed to get it here and sometimes it doesnt make it through because of those kiwidils hijacking the shipment, damn camels are just too fucking slow.... Off with the heads! :mad:

Hang on, maybe we can make a booby trap, how about we try mixing some methos in beer instead of coke do you think the kiwidils will fall for something like this? :rolleyes:
cfe849c2fb

[Cyber-Ninja]

Dear Ask An Aussie.

Why is it that the French have a place called Brest but don't find it funny?

Signed
An excited schoolboy,
On holiday somewhere in France.

Its really simple, because they dont have
any place called Twat, Pussy or Vagina! :p

[steelblue]

Dear Ask An Aussie.

Why is it that the French have a place called Brest but don't find it funny?

Signed
An excited schoolboy,
On holiday somewhere in France.

if you had to eat frogs legs,snails and sheep balls, and it took 5 minutes to count to 100, you would be lacking a sense of humor as well.

[jenva]

if you had to eat frogs legs,snails and sheep balls, and it took 5 minutes to count to 100, you would be lacking a sense of humor as well.

ROFL, you forgot to mention stinky, according to the following article:

40% of French men, and 25% of women, do not change their underwear daily.
Fully 50% of the men, and 30% of women, do not use deodorant.
Average British citizen uses 3 pounds of soap annually. The German uses 2.9 pounds, and the average Frenchman uses 1.3 pounds. This means the average Frenchman uses four or five bars of soap a year. Since this is an average, that means some French use more soap than that, but some use a lot less.
Of those surveyed 67% of French respondents said they brush their teeth twice a day. Le Figaro did the math. If that were true, sales of toothpaste should be more than 240 million tubes a year, and not the current (1998) 198.5 million.
Le Figaro cited experts who concluded that "more than one French person in two does not respect elementary rules of body hygiene."

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZGRlZjA2MWRjMjkxMWEzZGY5M2QxZDU2MTNlZTMwYzA=

[steelblue]

ROFL, you forgot to mention stinky, according to the following article:

40% of French men, and 25% of women, do not change their underwear daily.
Fully 50% of the men, and 30% of women, do not use deodorant.
Average British citizen uses 3 pounds of soap annually. The German uses 2.9 pounds, and the average Frenchman uses 1.3 pounds. This means the average Frenchman uses four or five bars of soap a year. Since this is an average, that means some French use more soap than that, but some use a lot less.
Of those surveyed 67% of French respondents said they brush their teeth twice a day. Le Figaro did the math. If that were true, sales of toothpaste should be more than 240 million tubes a year, and not the current (1998) 198.5 million.
Le Figaro cited experts who concluded that "more than one French person in two does not respect elementary rules of body hygiene."

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZGRlZjA2MWRjMjkxMWEzZGY5M2QxZDU2MTNlZTMwYzA=

and here i was thinking the Brits were the skanks of the world! Thanks Jen i'll never dream of French women again!

[Cyber-Ninja]

and here i was thinking the Brits were the skanks of the world! Thanks Jen i'll never dream of French women again!
Where do you think the term 'French Bath' or 'French Shower' come from ? :confused:

You know how sometimes someone who has to go somewhere quickly and they might use a 'spray of deodourant' or cologne rather than have a proper bath?

Well now you know the french are filthy mate ;)

[seanjo]

and here i was thinking the Brits were the skanks of the world! Thanks Jen i'll never dream of French women again!


Why is it some Aussies are so racist against their own roots it makes you wonder how they can walk upright with that massive chip??

[Hollow_eyes]

It would seem that alot of aussies have a preoccupation when it comes to nationality.
I know some of it is just a bit of humor.
I also know that some of it is not.
Why are aussies so preoccupied with other countries?

[jenva]

Why is it some Aussies are so racist against their own roots it makes you wonder how they can walk upright with that massive chip??
It wouldnt have anything to do with the fact we were convict scum, that was banished from the motherland for minor "crimes"? It doesnt matter Sean, it all ended up good, we down here got paradise, and now many of your fellow British bust their bums, to immigrate...LOL:D

[jenva]

It would seem that alot of aussies have a preoccupation when it comes to nationality.
I know some of it is just a bit of humor.
I also know that some of it is not.
Why are aussies so preoccupied with other countries?
Maybe cause we are an island nation stuck down here in the bowels of the globe, we dont get out much (not true, per capita, we have the highest passport ownership)....or our isolation has made us elitists, just look at how good we are at sport:) Or we know how to rattle a few fragile nationalities cages:eek:

[DontAgree]

Here's a question. Why do Aussies obsess so much about their identity and how it relates to the rest of the world? It's like a national obsession.