avatar psychotherapy available here

[PiRaTeCoPy]

is your avatar ruining your life,making you lose friends, say things that you dont want to say,ruling your attitude,giving you restless nights....?? well now is the time for payback...here at PiRaTeCoPys avatar psychotherapy workshop we can show your avatar who`s boss....just submit your problems with your avatar and we will do the rest....

[Spudmonkey]

Girls don't like to be seen talking to me and children point and laugh at me when I go out.

[gswifty]

is your avatar ruining your life,making you lose friends, say things that you dont want to say,ruling your attitude,giving you restless nights....?? well now is the time for payback...here at PiRaTeCoPys avatar psychotherapy workshop we can show your avatar who`s boss....just submit your problems with your avatar and we will do the rest....

Please, good sir, can you give a demonstration as to how avatar psychotherapy works by giving us a self-analysis of what the fuck a pirates doing crying a blue tear? Thanx.

[zwanjuul]

I am ready to explode......I feel like i am a one egged twin being drown in a warm wet hairy sack kind of habitat. I will free us soon.

[bran]

i wanted a really cool avatar but the only bugger to turn up for the interview was this pesky cat,any suggestions?

[I am Samuel]

My head hurts.

[sluggoo]

no problems here, neck gets a little sore at times but nothing to get all jiggly over

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Girls don't like to be seen talking to me and children point and laugh at me when I go out.


why the bottom lip spud ?, you must get over the fact that your ugly as fuck and get outa the hoody phase that your going through then come back to me...

[trueatheist]

is your avatar ruining your life,making you lose friends, say things that you dont want to say,ruling your attitude,giving you restless nights....?? well now is the time for payback...here at PiRaTeCoPys avatar psychotherapy workshop we can show your avatar who`s boss....just submit your problems with your avatar and we will do the rest....

If any customers get to frisky, send them to me for some ridiculating.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I am ready to explode......I feel like i am a one egged twin being drown in a warm wet hairy sack kind of habitat. I will free us soon.



your problem is that your avatar feels that it has more balls than you..you must show it that you have more balls than it, get someone to kick you between the legs 20 time and then expose you genitals to your pc but make sure the webcam is off first and i can asure you that you will sleep better at night...after you come out of the institutes hospital

[PiRaTeCoPy]

i wanted a really cool avatar but the only bugger to turn up for the interview was this pesky cat,any suggestions?



i think that your missunderstanding your avatar...the cat is head over heals for you, the fact that its waving its arse at you is neither here nor there..a good test to see if there is enough room to make comments in the chat rooms is to give it a good swing, if theres enough room to swing a cat it then ya in.

[RavenStorm]

I said LEAVE MY BUNNY ALONE!

[PiRaTeCoPy]

My head hurts.



it seems to me that your avatar has a hat that is too small for its head,thats why it hurts, you must show it that you are a big head too, just simply carry on the way that you are in comments and you will be fine ....(no offence, this is for your good)

[menolikey]

i always get complaints about my avatar. how it makes people's neck ache, that it's distracting, etc. it makes me feel like i'm not wanted. too many complaints.

[bran]

i always get complaints about my avatar. how it makes people's neck ache, that it's distracting, etc. it makes me feel like i'm not wanted. too many complaints.

its makin me go blind!;)

[gswifty]

i always get complaints about my avatar. how it makes people's neck ache, that it's distracting, etc. it makes me feel like i'm not wanted. too many complaints.

First,are those yours??? Second, you can't have it both ways. You say you don't want the attention/harassment but your "body-language" says different. Which is it? Perhaps a more neutral oriented ave will bring more respectful attention and less of the undesirable kind. Tell me to F-off and i will.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

no problems here, neck gets a little sore at times but nothing to get all jiggly over


im sorry sluggoo but in my professional opinion your wrong, there is a problem here....your avatar is turning its back on you, its showing you whos in control...by waving its two asses at you compounding the insult even more , i sugest that you hand it over to me and il use it for a while (cough cough its leagal and they cant touch me for it)....

[PiRaTeCoPy]

i always get complaints about my avatar. how it makes people's neck ache, that it's distracting, etc. it makes me feel like i'm not wanted. too many complaints.


i can understand how it would get on peoples tits,...your avatar is making a tit out of you,now you must keep abreast of this problem...show it some love, give it atention,play with it from time to time, and when you feel secure enough together, give it a nice massage...and before you know it you and your avatar will be one....or two

[Chucky-D]

no problems here, neck gets a little sore at times but nothing to get all jiggly over

Sluggoo, those girls have crabs! They are scratching their arses off. It's more than Pirate's telling you!

[PiRaTeCoPy]

If any customers get to frisky, send them to me for some ridiculating.




yea, i think your a pro in that feild trueatheist, i will send my clients on to you without a doubt...but just make sure that your comments stay put this time LOL

[PiRaTeCoPy]

its makin me go blind!;)




dont go blind ..its not a good image for ya avatar.....you will need to change it for a dog and a white stick

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I said LEAVE MY BUNNY ALONE!



oh dear oh dear...ravenstorm...what are we going to do ? its getting close to easter and we all know that the bunnys have to go and pose in front of daffodils and eggs for photo shoots....now you must put the gun down

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Sluggoo, those girls have crabs! They are scratching their arses off. It's more than Pirate's telling you!




chucky D......your not opening up to me.....

[Chucky-D]

I am ridiculed because of my innocent exhuberence. I am told that I smile disengenially.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

First,are those yours??? Second, you can't have it both ways. You say you don't want the attention/harassment but your "body-language" says different. Which is it? Perhaps a more neutral oriented ave will bring more respectful attention and less of the undesirable kind. Tell me to F-off and i will.



gswifty....whos the professional psychologist here?..and projecting that atitude while not talking about how you wanting to be a child again and play spacemen with all the little boys and girls on live leak is not going to do you any good at all.....when your ready we will talk....take your time...its not easy i know..iv been there, but thats another story

[luck_of_irish_13]

My clown seems a bit agitated.

[zwanjuul]

your problem is that your avatar feels that it has more balls than you..you must show it that you have more balls than it, get someone to kick you between the legs 20 time and then expose you genitals to your pc but make sure the webcam is off first and i can asure you that you will sleep better at night...after you come out of the institutes hospital

Thx man, you owe me 70 $ sterling now. LMFAO.

[zwanjuul]

im sorry sluggoo but in my professional opinion your wrong, there is a problem here....your avatar is turning its back on you, its showing you whos in control...by waving its two asses at you compounding the insult even more , i sugest that you hand it over to me and il use it for a while (cough cough its leagal and they cant touch me for it)....


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[PiRaTeCoPy]

I am ridiculed because of my innocent exhuberence. I am told that I smile disengenially.


my dear chucky D........you are suffering from an inferiority complex, big words that wont google are a dead give away....your avatar isnt smiling its laughing at you..you must show it who is in control by practising you smile through the day, at night when you wake up, in the morning at breakfast and during that day on the train or bus, practice on strangers , then go back to your avatar and give it the big grin...and when they take the strait jacket off you you will be able to say "i did it"..and at that very moment that they sign you into te mental home what a great sense of achievment you will feel.

[Cyber-Ninja]

Oh shit Doc, I think the Bipolar is acting up again, my avatar seems to be having a few 'mood swings'.

What do you recommend?

[PiRaTeCoPy]

My clown seems a bit agitated.



luck of the irish13...the clown is rebelling against you, you need to take control....first you must go out and buy a double cheeseburger an Original Mayo Chicken Snack Wrap, a Bacon Cheeseburger, a Garden Side Salad or two or three, a Sausage,a Egg & Cheese Bagel, a Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin a couple of shakes and fries...go back to your pc and confront your clown with the items that you have obtained and dare him to knock them out of your hands, if he doesnt do that then you have won the daybut to make sure that the point is made you must eat all that you have and puke over your pc...(its a sign of ownage, started by the hells angel)

[luck_of_irish_13]

luck of the irish13...the clown is rebelling against you, you need to take control....first you must go out and buy a double cheeseburger an Original Mayo Chicken Snack Wrap, a Bacon Cheeseburger, a Garden Side Salad or two or three, a Sausage,a Egg & Cheese Bagel, a Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin a couple of shakes and fries...go back to your pc and confront your clown with the items that you have obtained and dare him to knock them out of your hands, if he doesnt do that then you have won the daybut to make sure that the point is made you must eat all that you have and puke over your pc...(its a sign of ownage, started by the hells angel)

And here I just thought the clown was pissed cause the bitch bought Burger King.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Oh shit Doc, I think the Bipolar is acting up again, my avatar seems to be having a few 'mood swings'.

What do you recommend?



yea, it does seem to be a problem....it seems to me (and iv seen it before in other avatars) that it has been left in front of a tv while star wars has been on, he is swinging the sword like Obi Wan Canobe and darth vader in the galactic republic full of jedi knights with an omnipresent majical force..my sugestion to you is to stick it in front of the box at the news hour and see if it turnes into hilary clinton....we will take it from there

[PiRaTeCoPy]

And here I just thought the clown was pissed cause the bitch bought Burger King.



ah.. there you are you see.....thats the difference between you and me being an old pro.....(it was never proved in court, and money never changed hands)

[Chucky-D]

my dear chucky D........you are suffering from an inferiority complex, big words that wont google are a dead give away....your avatar isnt smiling its laughing at you..you must show it who is in control by practising you smile through the day, at night when you wake up, in the morning at breakfast and during that day on the train or bus, practice on strangers , then go back to your avatar and give it the big grin...and when they take the strait jacket off you you will be able to say "i did it"..and at that very moment that they sign you into te mental home what a great sense of achievment you will feel.

Thanks, man! What do I owe you? :D

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Thanks, man! What do I owe you? :D



just give me a smile...

[Porkchoptastesgood]

I feel numb, almost dead to be honest. if only i had a question, if only you had an answer. Something random then will do....

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I feel numb, almost dead to be honest. if only i had a question, if only you had an answer. Something random then will do....


dont give up hope my freind....its not a dead loss, to take a shot at this wont be too hard, we will start at ground level, we cant go into it like a bullet, you should keep your ear to the ground.....come back when your on ya feet and we will continue...

[evol1]

Mine keeps asking me to take a sip. He wont quit, I feel the end is near for us all.

[zwanjuul]

dont give up hope my freind....its not a dead loss, to take a shot at this wont be too hard, we will start at ground level, we cant go into it like a bullet, you should keep your ear to the ground.....come back when your on ya feet and we will continue...

Questions only?
Answers only?
Random comments only?


WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!
YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE
FORGET ABOUT ME WANTING ANY MORE MONEY FROM YOU
TAKE A BREAK

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Questions only?
Answers only?
Random comments only?


WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!
YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE
FORGET ABOUT ME WANTING ANY MORE MONEY FROM YOU
TAKE A BREAK

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


zwanjuul as your virtual therapist i sense a mixture of anger and extacy my advice to you is to manage you anger and stop taking the extacy..as you say , questions only, answers only, and random comments..its the only way to get past this blockage called reality

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Mine keeps asking me to take a sip. He wont quit, I feel the end is near for us all.



evol1..your avatar is trying to corrupt you into a lesser being than it, if you ever feel the urge to dress like your avatar you must resist or at least be able to do a good elvis impression, drink is an easy way to go, but smoking the herb is easyr, try and get your avatar to try a bit of smoke, it will bring you closer together, maybe you could do a jailhouse rock thing together, and then when you get out..who knows?

[zwanjuul]

zwanjuul as your virtual therapist i sense a mixture of anger and extacy my advice to you is to manage you anger and stop taking the extacy..as you say , questions only, answers only, and random comments..its the only way to get past this blockage called reality

PMSL. Don't lose yourself in your new identity, make it your second!

[zwanjuul]

PMSL. Don't lose yourself in your new identity, make it your second!

i did too, i called it porkchoptastesgood.........bwahahahaha

[PiRaTeCoPy]

i did too, i called it porkchoptastesgood.........bwahahahaha



looks like your talking to yourself.......questions,answers,random comments..all have a meaning...you need to book a special appointment with me...see my secretery as you go out ...oh and have you taken my advice about your balls ??

[zwanjuul]

ok, i am cured from the laughter now. You a cool cat, i would advice you to learn a trade, masonry maybe. You are a rock solid builder, my friend. I love talking to myself and seeing you shed a single tear. It so.......logical in a sensitive way. Cheers dad.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

ok, i am cured from the laughter now. You a cool cat, i would advice you to learn a trade, masonry maybe. You are a rock solid builder, my friend. I love talking to myself and seeing you shed a single tear. It so.......logical in a sensitive way. Cheers dad.



dad ?..thats another complex we need to talk about, i shed a tear coz im blue

[zwanjuul]

dad ?..thats another complex we need to talk about, i shed a tear coz im blue

ok ill admit i am not your son, i just wanted to cheer ya up a weee bit, you ungrateful elitist u.

[Dawsopolis]

Rahhhhhhaarrr!!!

[ManofWar]

I think the 3 foot spar up my arse is being found funny by my shipmates. I've been 30 feet up in the air for 3 days now and still haven't furled a sail. I can deal with the howls of laughter but the pain of failure (and the spar) are taking their toll on me. Plus I'm hungry and need a shit.


Please help.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Rahhhhhhaarrr!!!



oh dear...you do have bad breath, could you clean your teeth and come back later...i can already see that you have jacob marley complex that we need to deal with , make an appointment,but dont ring us...we`l ring you

[2Cups]

<-----Ok....Show me how to change that Bass-Boat Avatar to a blue/silver, instaead of that horrible red/grey.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I think the 3 foot spar up my arse is being found funny by my shipmates. I've been 30 feet up in the air for 3 days now and still haven't furled a sail. I can deal with the howls of laughter but the pain of failure (and the spar) are taking their toll on me. Plus I'm hungry and need a shit.


Please help.


i can see your problem... but first we shall deal with the eating and shitting thing..now we are talking about orifices at either end of the body, one takes in ,the other lets out, i think that what your realy trying to say to your avatar is "eat shit"..this right from the begining is not a good start to a owner / avatar relationship...i nead to know more, has your avatar ever talked about captain pugwash or master bates, or in fact seamen in general ??...this kinda thing cums in waves, i would personaly let it wash over you...make another apointment and we will sea where it go`s..it should be plain sailing.

[ManofWar]

So my problems are physical not sexual? You're a genius!
I might even smile next time I'm greased up and bent over the barrel.
Thanks mate!!!


Now, can anyone get me down? I'm fucking starving!

[gunner8888]

I work like a dog and there's no bitches in sight..

[technoboy]

has too much lsd made me a pacifist

[gunner8888]

..and people don't look up too me..I don't know, I feel pretty low.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I work like a dog and there's no bitches in sight..


the problem here gunner8888 is that you are turning your avatar into a human being, now this is doubly confusing becoz your avatar is a dog..a few questions ..what paper does he read, does he have an office job, does he catch the 8.30 to times square with an umbrella and breifcase?? ...i think that you need to sit down with him and talk this over..dont worry im sure his bark is much worse than his bite, relax with him, have a drink, in the morning you could share a hair of the dog, swap tall tails, its pawes for thought anyway...give it time, go for walk in the park, he can walk behined you and you can take the lead...all these things will happen in time.........NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

<-----Ok....Show me how to change that Bass-Boat Avatar to a blue/silver, instaead of that horrible red/grey.



give me time...im workin on it...

[gunner8888]

the problem here gunner8888 is that you are turning your avatar into a human being, now this is doubly confusing becoz your avatar is a dog..a few questions ..what paper does he read, does he have an office job, does he catch the 8.30 to times square with an umbrella and breifcase?? ...i think that you need to sit down with him and talk this over..dont worry im sure his bark is much worse than his bite, relax with him, have a drink, in the morning you could share a hair of the dog, swap tall tails, its pawes for thought anyway...give it time, go for walk in the park, he can walk behined you and you can take the lead...all these things will happen in time.........NEXT

Thanks it helped a bit I guess. I did some acting in the movie Men in Black but after that my career didn't take off like my owner was hoping..and he's always giving me shit because of that , he is barking up the wrong tree..I blame him. thnx again

[PiRaTeCoPy]

has too much lsd made me a pacifist



i think that you misunderstand what your avatar is trying to tell you...its not a peace sign as you think....its a stearing wheel...its telling you that lsd is driving you mad...its a very sensitive avatar and has magical powers that transcend the limits of normal avatar consciousness,my advise to you is, become the avatar and the avatar will become you.....and within that prosess you will find your true place in live leak.....as an avatar ......peace

[driedjello]

There is actually too much shit for me to root about in here at LL. This little piggy is overwhelmed!

[steelblue]

whats my avatar doing to people ?

[PiRaTeCoPy]

whats my avatar doing to people ?



what your avatar is trying to do to you is make you look pint size, you need to go out and buy a whole case of buds, sit in front of the pc and show your avatar whos boss...and drink the whole case of buds in front of it, and while its still on its first glass and quote einsteins theory of relativaty backwards and in latin, that way you will show your avatar that not only can you drink more than it but can do more ridiculous things while pissed....trust me, your avatar will never be able to keep up with that ....from that point you will be in charge......after you have cleared up the mess

[PiRaTeCoPy]

There is actually too much shit for me to root about in here at LL. This little piggy is overwhelmed!



i agree, your avatar seems to be in the perfect state of navana or satori, so much shit and so little pig to play in it...the answer would be to make the live leak shit look small...what i sugest is that you spam the site till its sides burst ...make silly comments like "first" "fake" "moron" and the like, make sure that if you have a point to make that YOU DO IT WITH CAP LOCK ON, start making huge long lists of stupud "lame puns" like PiRaTeCoPy and navinr, and before you know it , you will be like a pig in shit......either that or deep in the shit with the mods and hayden...question is..are you prepared to take that risk to be at one with your pig of an avatar.... i think this needs another session.....see my secretery on the way out......

[widdy1]

I think mine says, Im Free

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I think mine says, Im Free



hey..ya just dont get it do you??....ya avatar is just trying to conect to your feminin side,..try wearing pink once and a while, on odd ocasions maybe put on a bra and panties, get ya nails done too... ya avatar will love you for it...he also seems to think that boots No 7 shade 34 lipstick will go with ya eyes.....so hey...go with it.....and before you know it you and ya avatar will be shopping together and having girly nights out......NEXT

[Nibiru]

Cool Thread!

Analyze mine :D

[cvnenglish]

Good fun on this thread. Hey Nibiru, your ass is hungry!

[CriticalThinker]

I'm not sure I would want you folks running around in my head. I'm quite sure there are too many people in there already.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Cool Thread!

Analyze mine :D



you and your avatar are in denial its tryng to look sexy for you and turn you on and you are just ignoring it (this is a common conflict with avatars and there users)...the fact that its doing it with the colour of DEATH is proof of this.....this conflict within it will only end tragically....what you need to do is this...your avatar is looking for attention, a certain kind of attention..........and in order for you to feed this atention you must be prepared to take all your clothes off, and with the pc in the middle of the floor, dance slowly around it, sexily, seductively, sensuously, move with feeling ,never taking your eyes off your avatar and then, when you both feel ready , invite your neighbours around with their special avatar, and all have a good healthy naked dance around your pc`s....nothing could be better for an open relationship between ya avatar and you....NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I'm not sure I would want you folks running around in my head. I'm quite sure there are too many people in there already.



ahhh....so many people today want to get ahead....your avatar is telling you NOT that it is meditating on some intellectual subject or some deep philosophical challange....its simply got constipation......this can affect the mood of the avatar and in turn ruin the owner avatar relationship........ a healthy diet of guinness and vindaloo curry every night for a week should do the trick. soon he will be perky and bright ....or swimming in shit...but hey thats the risk you take...when you come to PiRaTeCoPys avatar psychotherapy (http://forums.liveleak.com/showthread.php?t=374) workshop.......NEXT

[The_Gnome]

At first my avatar seemed pleasant enough but has recently taken to beheading aging pop has-beens. I'm worried about what it will do next. Can you help?

[gswifty]

ahhh....so many people today want to get ahead....your avatar is telling you NOT that it is meditating on some intellectual subject or some deep philosophical challange....its simply got constipation......this can affect the mood of the avatar and in turn ruin the owner avatar relationship........ a healthy diet of guinness and vindaloo curry every night for a week should do the trick. soon he will be perky and bright ....or swimming in shit...but hey thats the risk you take...when you come to PiRaTeCoPys avatar psychotherapy (http://forums.liveleak.com/showthread.php?t=374) workshop.......NEXT

Dude! Your absolutely killing me with this shit. Dig your mars quote too. Have you done your self-eval yet?

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Dude! Your absolutely killing me with this shit. Dig your mars quote too. Have you done your self-eval yet?

good to see ya gswifty howsya doin mate. ?.....gota do yours soon


i will do my self eval at the end of the sessions just to make my client feel secure with my jugments......imfao

[PiRaTeCoPy]

At first my avatar seemed pleasant enough but has recently taken to beheading aging pop has-beens. I'm worried about what it will do next. Can you help?



the problem with your avatar is that he feels lonely...all his freinds have gone gnome ..so he is left all by himself....he is now becoming psychologicaly damaged...some gnomes masturbate over the fish pond others play with there rod in other ways, some find their way behind wheelbarrows and vent their frustration in that fasion...but yours just cuts off famouse peoples heads, now i just happen to have george bushes phone number if you could email your avatar over to the white house im sure that your avatar could vent his frustation in washington and be back in time for breakfast.....that being said....you must try and make your avatar feel like he is part of the community, let him join in with things, to start you could vist the iraqi vids in the short list, seeing hooded iraqis with knives standing behined the odd tied up guy should make him feel right at home...try that for a week and get back to me....NEXT

[madness8]

My avatar and my name..Please

[1212]

how does this work r u going to tell me why i picked an avatar like this...lol....im a man...yet im hit on hbyt 10 pathetic men every day because of my dumbass avatar...yet she is too perfect to change

[Hollow_eyes]

Everytime I try to browse through the threads , my avatar starts whispering to me.
Telling me "oh look at THAT girls liver!" and "Its been a long time since we've had liver don't ya think?"
What can I do to drown out the voices?
Thanks for your help doc :D

[Aquina1300]

My Avatar is making me feel blue.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

how does this work r u going to tell me why i picked an avatar like this...lol....im a man...yet im hit on hbyt 10 pathetic men every day because of my dumbass avatar...yet she is too perfect to change



(your a man ?.........shit, you can ignore that pm i sent you then).....anyway, your relationship with your avatar seems to be based on a delusion, what you are doing is waving a virtual femail flag at at the guys, and the guys are responding, what you need to do is beef up the avatars personality, ask her to grow moustache, buy her a policemans uniform to wear, get a nice peeked cap as part of the uniform,(dont forget the handcuffs)get her to stand up and turn around and pose in the shape of the letter "Y" or is it "M" or "C", i think its more than likely "A" ? any way one of those letters..im sure that will get the right kinda guy coming your way and you and your new found butch beefcake of an avatar will have a whole new kinda relationship......ahhh you boys make me smile......NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Everytime I try to browse through the threads , my avatar starts whispering to me.
Telling me "oh look at THAT girls liver!" and "Its been a long time since we've had liver don't ya think?"
What can I do to drown out the voices?
Thanks for your help doc :D


ahhh the old hollow eyes avatar...i was brought this years ago when i was just out of avatar psychotherapy training...i remember it before it wore a mask you know....looked a lot like our present president...anyway i digress, the relationship between you and your avatar has become detatched becouse of an acute shyness on his part...you need to get him out more, take him to cookery classes, introduce him to different wines, italian wines are good try a nice chianti out on him one evening, let him cook, give him the responsibility to carve make him feel that he is wanted, after dinner maybe play mind games with him, dont be lilly livered about it.... and if he dont take off his mask within a week il eat my ......hat............NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

im shutin up shop now but if anyone wants or indeed needs my help feel free to pm me and i will open up shop for a short while .........and remember "love your avatar and your avatar will love you".........(but always, always use safe sex).....live long and prosper...

[Darock]

I have a headache!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nibiru]

Im sorry but i had to get a 2nd opinion and i was told...

Because im English its a sign of being defiant to show ones arse but on the other hand being a tea drinking polite person its rude so i dont really show all my arse (Hence me covering it up) i just hint at it?!

The huge buttplug embedded in the latex pants shows no matter what i say or do i know im fooked but as long as it will make some people laugh its a good avatar cos if you can have a laugh before you die it will make life worth living.

This Avatar is really Minchias arse ... just dont mention fannyfarts to her lol

[dwencl]

I feel angry sometimes .........

[zilch]

From the Bible, Matthew 19:24.

[TermX]

He's always looking at me. why??? pleas make him stop!!

[afreegreek]

the two best things in life are cutting wood and riding beaver :o)

[skysoldier82nd]

Death from Above

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Im sorry but i had to get a 2nd opinion and i was told...

Because im English its a sign of being defiant to show ones arse but on the other hand being a tea drinking polite person its rude so i dont really show all my arse (Hence me covering it up) i just hint at it?!

The huge buttplug embedded in the latex pants shows no matter what i say or do i know im fooked but as long as it will make some people laugh its a good avatar cos if you can have a laugh before you die it will make life worth living.

This Avatar is really Minchias arse ... just dont mention fannyfarts to her lol



my dear nibiru....you are free to get a second opinon....but please note that the invioce is in the post......with a 30% on delayed payment.....(more cheeeeeeese burgers...DOH):eek:

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I feel angry sometimes .........


well dwenci..your avatar certainly kicks ass.....i think that your avatar chose you becouse it has two sides to its nature...the victim and the perpertrater and one of them relates to your personality....now to find out which one you are in order to maintain a good healthy relationship with your avatar you must put on your heavy boots and kick the pc around the room, stomp on it for a while, gently pick up a hammer and proseed to smash the monitor, dont worry about mess or the expence,( il write a letter for you to show your insurence people, im sure they will understand) ..you have just shown your avatar the "perpertrater" part of your personality, ..........now you must show the "victim" part and see how your avatar reacts to that....first pick up the pc tower throw it up as high in the air as you can and let it fall on your head, then as fast as you can run to the door and slam it 20 times on you head just to make sure,now, using the same hammer as before hit your head another 20 times until you find yourself crawling to the phone to dial 911.....then and only then will you know what part of your personality that your avatar relates to, this may seem extreem to you, but i deal with cases like yours every day...(would you prefer fruit or flowers when visited in hospital?)..but untill then we can do no more.....NEXT

[Chucky-D]

I've had a momentary lapse of reason. Borat offended Jenva, so I dedicate this one to her.

[y0ur___nightmare]

WHAT, CHUCKY?!! IT'S ABOUT JENVA?!! HMPH! FINE! ;p

Heyyyy...I want to be analyzed, SeArOvErTwIn!

[PiRaTeCoPy]

WHAT, CHUCKY?!! IT'S ABOUT JENVA?!! HMPH! FINE! ;p

Heyyyy...I want to be analyzed, SeArOvErTwIn!



always good to see the your-nightmare avatar in my surgery.....whats this,your 10th analisis now?....and i thought that we were getting somewhere..oh well...let me see...it seems to me that your avatar is telling you.....that there is a big black hairy out of focus hole that you have to deal with....it wont be easy i know...becouse your avatar can only say so much, now in order for you to find out more information from it you have to look deep into your avatars big black hairy out of focus hole but first you must gain its trust, maybe practice on another big black hairy out of focus hole before you start this project, or whisper to it as you stroke your avatars big black hairy out of focus hole, talk to it make it feel relaxed and comfortable and safe in your hands...once this is acheived you and your big black hairy out of focus hole will experience hours of pleasure together.......(cough,cough)...NEXT

[Chucky-D]

I've had a momentary lapse of reason. Borat offended Jenva, so I dedicate this one to her.

Please offer evaluation of the avatar as well as the dedication. Thank you so much for your dedicated service to the mentally disturbed! :rolleyes:

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Please offer evaluation of the avatar as well as the dedication. Thank you so much for your dedicated service to the mentally disturbed! :rolleyes:


chucky....your avatar is suffering from severe schizophrenia it may even need a complete uninstall....even now its having bad mood swings, not knowing what its feeling.....its beyond my help......im sorry...but these things happen........that will be an extra 60% charge for call out ..thank you ..NEXT

[the_profet]

"Will he let go of my rein"(?correct word?)
"I need to find another boss that will provide food for me..."

[sauerkraut]

i just can't understand why people want to make judgments about me based on my avatar. i mean, if a man want's to eat a watermelon, can't he do so without all these racial stereotypes being brought up? couldn't it be that i just like to eat watermelon. gosh, otherwise, i'm one of the kindest, nicests guys of the whole 20th century!!!

[sabran]

NOT trying to be cool or forceful, just VERY proud of how far I have come....Oh, and thanks to Lm8lmr for designing it for me!

[Sheik Yerbouti]

People want me on the sex offenders register. Why?

[sabran]

I've had a momentary lapse of reason. Borat offended Jenva, so I dedicate this one to her.
Thank you ChuckyD..I like you alot and think you are a great person, but that Borat thing wasn't working for me either...LOL

[PiRaTeCoPy]

i just can't understand why people want to make judgments about me based on my avatar. i mean, if a man want's to eat a watermelon, can't he do so without all these racial stereotypes being brought up? couldn't it be that i just like to eat watermelon. gosh, otherwise, i'm one of the kindest, nicests guys of the whole 20th century!!!



well well well sauerkraut....i think that your avatar is one of the most misunderstood avatars around today.....we cant goosestep into this problem and march right back out again without consequences, we must respect our boundrys and borders and work within our restricted parameters in order to solve the problem between your avatar and you....if we are going to do anything we are going to have to do it richt or it could get nazi ...so here we go....i think your avatar needs a lot of attention by you, to make it feel at home id recomend that you bring some of your freinds round, jews,gypsies, jehovahs witness, even the odd black lesbian,have a gas, have a party, let him join in the fun, buy him a poodle, treat him like a star, change his name to david, its what he would want......just take my advice and after a week make another apointment with me............NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

NOT trying to be cool or forceful, just VERY proud of how far I have come....Oh, and thanks to Lm8lmr for designing it for me!



this is a typical problem with avatars at least once in an avatars lifetime.....a power fixation........to start the process of healing we have to give it some shock treament,place your pc in the middle of the room, get the tazar ,and as you shoot the tazar pepper spray your pc, this is important DONT TAKE YOUR EYES OF YOUR AVATAR, these power freaks are slippery mothers,next get your batton and riot sheild and be relentless in your attack shouting things like "that will teach you to get past border contol mother f*cker" and i can asure you that a little taste of his own medicine will turn your avatar into a mild mannerd whimp easy to get on with and easy to control.........NEXT

[sabran]

this is a typical problem with avatars at least once in an avatars lifetime.....a power fixation........to start the process of healing we have to give it some shock treament,place your pc in the middle of the room, get the tazar ,and as you shoot the tazar pepper spray your pc, this is important DONT TAKE YOUR EYES OF YOUR AVATAR, these power freaks are slippery mothers,next get your batton and riot sheild and be relentless in your attack shouting things like "that will teach you to get past border contol mother f*cker" and i can asure you that a little taste of his own medicine will turn your avatar into a mild mannerd whimp easy to get on with and easy to control.........NEXT
Ha-ha thanks Pirate...How did you know that I was a Taser Instructor? That was very fitting....

[zwanjuul]

I had a relapse doc....where was I?

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Ha-ha thanks Pirate...How did you know that I was a Taser Instructor? That was very fitting....



you metioned it on one of discords posts in a comment regarding tazars.....normaly i have a shocking memory...

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I had a relapse doc....where was I?



hey .....my man zwanjuul...................hows the balls ??

[zwanjuul]

hey .....my man zwanjuul...................hows the balls ??

You promised me it had nothing to do with them! YOU LIAR! I knew i shouldn't have relapsed......

[PiRaTeCoPy]

You promised me it had nothing to do with them! YOU LIAR! I knew i shouldn't have relapsed......





i think that you and your avatar will never be circumcised apart, its a life long relationship my freind

[PiRaTeCoPy]

People want me on the sex offenders register. Why?



i think that you have your avatar all wrong, if you realy look your avatar is running "away" from a sex offender..and still running........and what is the owner of the avatar doing.........nothing.................how long are you going to alowe this to happen??...............first you have to start keep fit classes coz you are gona have to keep up with your avatar in order to communicate with it, .....my advice to you is to get those tight pink lycra cycle shorts out of your attic, salvage your old toweling bandela, put on ya egg and beer stained string vest and start to get into shape, take the barry manilow cd out of the stereo and put in deep purples "smoke on the water" and get yourself psyched up....first of all we need to get you working cardio...to do this you need to start taking amphetamine and drinking lots and lots of strong coffee....that being done we need to work on the top half of your body...now some say that the best way to deal with this is using Anabolic Steriods..as you know, i dont agree with drugs, so start injecting all your upper body muscle groups with botox..and before you know it you will look like arnold schwarzenegger.....when this is done and you have managed to escape prison or the mental institute, make another apointment with me via pm and we will take it from there.....NEXT

[BlurryBigfoot]

^^^^^

Harry Potter books made you cry but you never told anyone. Your saddest memory is when your dog "spot" had to be put down.

As an Asian living in London you suffer an identity crisis which you cured by joining a womans dart league on tuesdays.

Your favorite food is rice.

Your favorite movie is "Dune"

Your favorite colour is blue.

And no Virginia, there is no Santa Clause.

[zwanjuul]

On behalf of all the patients i would like to express my gratitude for the dedication and relentless effort you have shown to make life virtually bearable for avatars. Over the last 4 days or so i am sure you have secured the continuation of some many an avatar on this GFS website. We as patients have started a foundation in your name and have gathered enough resources to provide you with a day away from all the trouble you so voluntarily encounter and deal with so professionally. It makes me shed a Hillary tear to offer you this trip on behalf of all:

WWW.YOUSHRINK.ORG

THANKS AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

[BlurryBigfoot]

dammit i clicked it...

[zwanjuul]

dammit i clicked it...

LMAFOROFLOLPMSLOLHAHAHAHAHAH BBF!

[philomath]

I am really tired, and quiet dizzy, but I still look good.

[sabran]

I am really tired, and quiet dizzy, but I still look good.
BTW maybe I have been living in a box for a while on not up on the times, but who is that hottie that is dancing around in your avatar. I have been meaning to ask you for awhile......

[Bushwack]

So whats going on? Psycho what?

[PiRaTeCoPy]

^^^^^

Harry Potter books made you cry but you never told anyone. Your saddest memory is when your dog "spot" had to be put down.

As an Asian living in London you suffer an identity crisis which you cured by joining a womans dart league on tuesdays.

Your favorite food is rice.

Your favorite movie is "Dune"

Your favorite colour is blue.

And no Virginia, there is no Santa Clause.






it woud seem that your avatar has a megalomania complex that you must help him get over in order to build a bond beween you....after the sun the next planet he wants to crush between his hands is LLvenus then LLmars and we most definately must stop him before he reaches uranus..(a painfull experience for anyone) what you must do is this....first you must pm hayden and tell him that all the mods are in danger, tell him that your avatar is out of control and they must turn off there pc`s, once this is done i will spam the site with "lame puns" untill its sides burst, (its a little fixation i got) then tell him that he must shut down the servers before its too late, tell him its ok and that you are going to have a nice little talk with your avatar and every thing will be ok...tell him this while dressed as an aztek indian and dancing around you pc singing "tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree" ...it will make your avatar feel comfotable.........hayden will understand , will ban you without question and your avatar will have been neutrilized from harming everyone on live leak .....and you and you avatar will be very very happy together.............. .(in your own padded cell).....NEXT

[judyview]

Avatar? What's an avatar?

[Dat1111]

man handled :)

[Whistler1]

My GF sad I was a bit 1 dimensional, I disagreed and buried her under the patio. Do you have any advive?

[BlurryBigfoot]

it woud seem that your avatar has a megalomania complex that you must help him get over in order to build a bond beween you....after the sun the next planet he wants to crush between his hands is LLvenus then LLmars and we most definately must stop him before he reaches uranus..(a painfull experience for anyone) what you must do is this....first you must pm hayden and tell him that all the mods are in danger, tell him that your avatar is out of control and they must turn off there pc`s, once this is done i will spam the site with "lame puns" untill its sides burst, (its a little fixation i got) then tell him that he must shut down the servers before its too late, tell him its ok and that you are going to have a nice little talk with your avatar and every thing will be ok...tell him this while dressed as an aztek indian and dancing around you pc singing "tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree" ...it will make your avatar feel comfotable.........hayden will understand , will ban you without question and your avatar will have been neutrilized from harming everyone on live leak .....and you and you avatar will be very very happy together.............. .(in your own padded cell).....NEXT

Damn you're good.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

man handled :)



ahhh ...dat, such a refreshing sight....your avatar and you are at one , she is happy with you and i can tell that you are happy with her.......now the only problem here is that as such a relationship moves on the (cough,cough) personal life seems to suffer, so in order for you to maintain such a wonderfull relationship with your avatar you must be prepared to "spice things up" a little......let me first ask you a couple of important medical questions.....is your skin sensitive to rubber ?? if thats a problem then you could run a bath of maple syrup for you both, sprey squirty cream on the top and both take a dip, (the rest is down to its natruel course)....but of course if your avatar is diabetic that wont help either....then there is the roll playing......you could pretend that the pc is going to crash, while your avatar is just about to deleate herself you rush through the door in as a IT engineer dressed up as a womble or a smerf with waders or flippers on ya feet and a gas mask on ya face while ya hands are cuffed behined your back...to ad spice to this senario you could ask bushwack to film it and all three of you can have fun watching the replay.....there are many things that you and your avatar can do to make your lives happy together ....read my book entitled...."PiRaTeCoPys guide to perving your way into your avatars affections"......il sign it for you if ya like ...........NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

On behalf of all the patients i would like to express my gratitude for the dedication and relentless effort you have shown to make life virtually bearable for avatars. Over the last 4 days or so i am sure you have secured the continuation of some many an avatar on this GFS website. We as patients have started a foundation in your name and have gathered enough resources to provide you with a day away from all the trouble you so voluntarily encounter and deal with so professionally. It makes me shed a Hillary tear to offer you this trip on behalf of all:

WWW.YOUSHRINK.ORG (http://WWW.YOUSHRINK.ORG)

THANKS AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.



thank you for that zwanjuul...(the cheques in the post) ;):eek:

[MyOhMy]

My avie has an attitude and eating disorder.

[starskyhutch69]

Well.....?

[seanjo]

I feel like a bell end!!

[ManofWar]

I feel like a bell end!!

Have you payed the toll?

[seanjo]

Have you payed the toll?

Doesnt a PEEL to me.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

My avie has an attitude and eating disorder.



yes your right myohmy.....lack of emotional atention has created this monster of an avatar for you.......you must first show it love...suprise it by taking your pc out for a meal at a respected restaurant then turning it on when you are seated, the look on you avatars face will astound you (as will the other couples in the restaurant) when the waiter comes for you to sample the wine dont be discouraged becouse she is stuck in the pc on the chair opposite, or that she`s fat, got a big mouth, and is simply an avatar, im sure that the waiter has seen this kinda thing all the time ....and when the manager comes to throw you out, its the perfect time to show how you can handle awkward situations....then, as you pick yourself up off the pavement just ouside the restaraunt ..smile, forget that you have less teeth now, its not important,but what is important is that she feels wanted....pick up your pc and take your avatar home, put on some relaxing music,turn down the lights,you dont need worry about the blue and red flashing lights of the police cars coming from the street spoiling the ambiance, the knock on the door will do that soon enough.....so make the best of your moment together, make sure that you give her a single red rose before the cuffs go on and your dragged away to the station...and while your downtown making your statement...just think....she knows that you did it all for her,....your avatar........before you know it while your doing 12 months to two years your avatar is losing pounds, just like you and while she is giving herself an education in elocution lessons.....you will come out talking like Joe Pesci ............and gay......NEXT

[seanjo]

Well.....?


Bet you feel a right tit...I would!!!

[ManofWar]

Doesnt a PEEL to me.

That answer rings a bell...

[19overlord64]

I feel like everyone is taking a shot at me....need to find cover soon.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I feel like everyone is taking a shot at me




my dear overlord......it would seem that you are right, its time to bite the bullet and aim to take a shot at doing something about it......first we must find out who is fireing the bullets and secondly ....we must stop your avatar from dodging them, this seems to have been going on for far too long,...the bottom line is that your avatar is tring to tell you that your not such a hot shot after all, no matter what you think yourself....in order for you to get a closer relationship to your avatar you must show him that you are vunrable to mistakes......i suggest that you place the pc at the top of the stairs and in front of him (accidentally;))throw yourself down them violently while reciting that well known mantra "omummy omummy omummy" ...when you have recovered from that...take your pc into the kitchen, place it on the side and put a large pan of water on the cooker and when it is boiling lift it up and ("accidentally;)") spill it down you while taking the buddhist approach to pain .....by now your avatar is thinking that his opinion of you is wrong...and that just what we want him to think.....so now while your in the kitchen and in a semi coma from the fall and with first degree burns, accidentally pick up the LARGE carving knife and fall while humming the tune to the golden girls in D minor (again accidentally;)) and just at that point (fogive the pun), take a last look at your pc before you collapse, a bloody heap into a coma and i bet my professional career that your avatar will have stoped dodging the bullets that should seal things up ...now its not an easy option, it takes commitment.....and you must make sure that you have med insurance .....but its all worth it.......becouse when you get out of the hospital for the deranged you may even find that your avatar will have moved to the med core...wouldnt that be nice.............NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

time to shut the avatar psychotherapy workshop for the night...if you have trouble with your avatars while the workshop is closed please feel free to put up with it, other that that send me pm and i will deal with it asap .......remember "love your avatar and your avatar will love you"....

[seanjo]

That answer rings a bell...

Hope I havent dropped a clanger.

[MyOhMy]

yes your right myohmy.....lack of emotional atention has created this monster of an avatar for you.......you must first show it love...suprise it by taking your pc out for a meal at a respected restaurant then turning it on when you are seated, the look on you avatars face will astound you (as will the other couples in the restaurant) when the waiter comes for you to sample the wine dont be discouraged becouse she is stuck in the pc on the chair opposite, or that she`s fat, got a big mouth, and is simply an avatar, im sure that the waiter has seen this kinda thing all the time ....and when the manager comes to throw you out, its the perfect time to show how you can handle awkward situations....then, as you pick yourself up off the pavement just ouside the restaraunt ..smile, forget that you have less teeth now, its not important,but what is important is that she feels wanted....pick up your pc and take your avatar home, put on some relaxing music,turn down the lights,you dont need worry about the blue and red flashing lights of the police cars coming from the street spoiling the ambiance, the knock on the door will do that soon enough.....so make the best of your moment together, make sure that you give her a single red rose before the cuffs go on and your dragged away to the station...and while your downtown making your statement...just think....she knows that you did it all for her,....your avatar........before you know it while your doing 12 months to two years your avatar is losing pounds, just like you and while she is giving herself an education in elocution lessons.....you will come out talking like Joe Pesci ............and gay......NEXT

Why, thank you, good doctor. I'll...try that. XD

[gswifty]

Dearest Pirate, you impress me. Though,truth be told, that's not difficult to do.I believe you've found your niche in this world and Sigmund would be proud. You have demonstrated a kind and gentle hand balanced with a rapacious and rapier wit and insight for this odd form of clinical analysis. One may wonder how long this venue can carry on? But,that's for you to decide. It does seem you have several appointments still waiting,myself included. I also look forward to your self-analysis. Will your self-portrait be a Leonardo DaVinci or a Norman Rockwell? :cool:

[jenva]

LMAO @ this thread Pirate....hahaha, I am just calling past to say what a great job you have done with being the avatar shrink. As for my dancing baby, there isnt anything wrong with him, but my fixation on this pink type seems to be inciting hatred...so much for that theory of painting jail cells pink to calm down the agression.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

Dearest Pirate, you impress me. Though,truth be told, that's not difficult to do.I believe you've found your niche in this world and Sigmund would be proud. You have demonstrated a kind and gentle hand balanced with a rapacious and rapier wit and insight for this odd form of clinical analysis. One may wonder how long this venue can carry on? But,that's for you to decide. It does seem you have several appointments still waiting,myself included. I also look forward to your self-analysis. Will your self-portrait be a Leonardo DaVinci or a Norman Rockwell? :cool:



thank you for your kind words, but its my job, and someone has to do it...but sadly im moonlighting and will not be able to see anyone for a few hours.....please feel free to read the crappy 2 year old magazines on the waiting room table and talk bollocks to the eaqually bored stranger next to you...should your avatar need urgent atention then may i sugest that while in the waiting room, sit crossed legged on the floor in front of your pc and i will use my psychic abilitys to reach your avatar by thought process ... if you see an apparition visit the waiting room dont panic it will be me transfering my astral body to your pc....but if the appartion is dressed in a loincloth and wearing sandles then it will only be jim morrisons indian come for the avatars meditation class... feel free to alowe your avatar to join in ...remember.."love your avatar and your avatar will love you"...(its only illigal in certain states)......

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I have a headache!!!!!!!!!!!


my dear darok.......if we could knuckle down and bash this out between us, we may be able to head off this problem....if you notice all the avatars behind yours that seem to want to encourage yours to do self harm....its pretty obvious that your avatar has simply got in with the wrong crowd......i would under normal circomstances suggest flower arranging, basket weaving or maybe even a sewing class to solve the problem........but first you must find a way of bringing his feminin side out......but in a case like this, your avatar will have to learn by example.....what are you like in high heels ?......how close are you to your mother ?.... did you ever have a pretend friend called Algernon or Giovanni?......., did ever have a urge to down a couple of pink gins when no one was looking ?.... would you look good in a leopard skin cat suit ? ...(skimbleshanks avatar was a self harmer untill his owner started to wear a cat suit and swishing his tail around his pc`s monitor, you can still see the influence in the avatar today)... ( http://cdn-01.liveleak.com/liveleak/thumbs/2008/Jan/4/277855_486_avatar.gif ) ...... failing that go out and buy a pink twin set, start to talk with a lisp and make your way down to the nearest gay bar...im sure that if you ask any nice young man down there that they will only be too willing to bring out your feminin side, its no good being hairy fairy about it becouse once your avatar sees how happy and comfortable that you are while being in the company of other men who show their feminin side by shareing there masculine love...but in a feminin way, he too will be dancing and skipping around as happy as tinkerbell on acid.........................................NEXT

[PiRaTeCoPy]

I feel like a bell end!!




dear oh dear seanjo,..its not often that you see avatars with large purple bulbus heads on LL but then again censorship isnt part of my workshop.....i think your avatar has got a little too cocky and needs to be made to look small......he certainly looks like he`s got atitude........ and im sure the temptation to give it a good beating over the years has been tremendous,but im glad it didnt come to that......i realy can asure you that it will be safe in my hands........what you need to do to bring your avatar down to size is this.....you must take you mobile pc to a very public place,...a local park, ...a shopping mall,... the high street maybe,.. log on to live leak and find your avatar....and immediately expose your large purple bulbus head to everyone around you...dont be ashamed...wave it about, dance with it in your hand, shouting " look everyone, this is my large purple bulbus head" you must get it out more often,...sign it up for evening classes....an acting workshop maybe...and in no time he will be poping up and making apearances everywhere.....even look for a job for him...instaling aerials maybe...wont be long before he will be erecting all over the place...soon he will forget the past and before you know it he will shrink in size......and you and he will be playing with each other for hours having fun just like regular guys do......dont forget,.... "love your avatar and your avatar will love you".........NEXT

[seanjo]

dear oh dear seanjo,..its not often that you see avatars with large purple bulbus heads on LL but then again censorship isnt part of my workshop.....i think your avatar has got a little too cocky and needs to be made to look small......he certainly looks like he`s got atitude........ and im sure the temptation to give it a good beating over the years has been tremendous,but im glad it didnt come to that......i realy can asure you that it will be safe in my hands........what you need to do to bring your avatar down to size is this.....you must take you mobile pc to a very public place,...a local park, ...a shopping mall,... the high street maybe,.. log on to live leak and find your avatar....and immediately expose your large purple bulbus head to everyone around you...dont be ashamed...wave it about, dance with it in your hand, shouting " look everyone, this is my large purple bulbus head" you must get it out more often,...sign it up for evening classes....an acting workshop maybe...and in no time he will be poping up and making apearances everywhere.....even look for a job for him...instaling aerials maybe...wont be long before he will be erecting all over the place...soon he will forget the past and before you know it he will shrink in size......and you and he will be playing with each other for hours having fun just like regular guys do......dont forget,.... "love your avatar and your avatar will love you".........NEXT



What! do you think im some kind of dick?

[bran]

people think my kitty is silly,i feel very sad cos of this and want to harm others ,can you help me please dr? oh yeah...gimme pts please.

[PiRaTeCoPy]

What! do you think im some kind of dick?




i think thats a great name for your large purple bulbus head....im glad to be of help ....and now you must get as close to your large purple bulbus head dick as possible.............remember, " love your avatar and your avatar will love you...."

[bran]

i think thats a great name for your large purple bulbus head....im glad to be of help ....and now you must get as close to your large purple bulbus head dick as possible.............remember, " love your avatar and your avatar will love you...."



hahahahaha,are you a pervy dr?;););););)

[DontTreadOnMe2]

Doctor Pirate,

I feel like my ava does not know which way to turn..... please help.

[seanjo]

i think thats a great name for your large purple bulbus head....im glad to be of help ....and now you must get as close to your large purple bulbus head dick as possible.............remember, " love your avatar and your avatar will love you...."


Taking your advice and revisiting the Masturbation thread!!

[Chained]

Best fucking voice in rock period.

[moe howard]

dang,spud is wiser than king solomon was.

[Chucky-D]

I need some help, PiRaTe.

[menolikey]

my avatar keeps brushing her hair aside, and people tell me it's annoying. but it won't stop. :(

[Tinbuk3]

And what does this one tell you?
It keeps makeing me tip my head to the left.;)

http://forums.liveleak.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4061&stc=1&d=1212215562

[SameOldSong]

What does mine mean? Dont say "closet ice skater", or "secret ballet lover" because I heard it before...

[PiRaTeCoPy]

ok , iv had a call from the neighbours of my avatar psychotherapy workshop im told that a que is begining to develop ....at the moment im in iraq giving avatar psychotherapy to sadams old avatar (the laptop was at the hanging) its a slow process but i think we are making headway....the trouble is that george bush wants the laptop to ask the avatar where the WMDs are , its a political nightmare. but i will leave the laptop in the capable hands of a very nice man we have met over here, a Mr bin laden....so as soon as i get out of this orange jumpsuit i will get strait on a plane and be with you by monday, and my first concern is menolikey avatar.......i dont like the look of it, problem is with that kind of thing its hair today, gone tomorow so i hope i get there in time.....see you soon.............and remember...love your avatar and your avatar will love you....

[PiRaTeCoPy]

chucky your avatar will be next....i dont like the look of that at all ....i seem to have been away too long ......the avatar psychotherapy workshop will be open again on monday.......

[dynadude]

Mine only speaks in one or two syllable words.

HELP! <cries softly>

[skysoldier82nd]

I really don't know.

[l8rm8e]

I have short, medium, and long term drinking issues. To begin with ... did you bring any ice?

[UbiquitousReposte]

Hi hi, please explain what is wrong with me...

[freeman24]

is your avatar ruining your life,making you lose friends, say things that you dont want to say,ruling your attitude,giving you restless nights....?? well now is the time for payback...here at PiRaTeCoPys avatar psychotherapy workshop we can show your avatar who`s boss....just submit your problems with your avatar and we will do the rest....

my old av. is a bully.....he won't even let my new av. come out and enjoy the liveleak atmosphere......can you help me or can you give me the # for an avatar contract killer????.....just wondering!!!!

[cvnenglish]

Pirate, I need some help here.

[JumpinJack]

The gravitational attraction in the box is kicking my as* and I failed geometry so, I tend to get in the way of oncoming flying objects.