Monday - April 14th 2008 - TOPIC: Stupid Drivers
Posted 04-14-2008 at 05:34 PM by Radio-Man
Drivers Ė My rant on stupid drivers...
So Iím sitting behind someone at a red light this morning. The light turns green but the douche bag in front of me is reading the Wall Street Journal and eating cereal, thatís right, a bowl of fucking cereal! I honk my horn and instead of moving he letís go of the gas pedal and then slams on his brakes Ė his retort for my honk. NEVER do that with me behind you! So I lay on my horn until he finally steps on the gas, at least 5 seconds he stayed there just to piss me off. Now the people behind me are pissed so they begin to honk at me. I floor it and pull up next to him but his windows are rolled up. I stay right next to him just waiting for him to look at me but to no avail. I catch him at the next red light and Iím right next to him. He is still eating his cereal mind you. I honk my horn to get his attention and instead of looking at me he flips me off. OH MAN! You want to talk about seeing red, I was fucking livid. That finger is all it took for me to reach down, grab my chuck of pennies sitting there and chuck them at his car. Now I got his attention. He looks at me only to see me revealing my finger so I threw him the second finger to make it official. Light turns green and Iím heading to work smiling.
PEOPLE Ė you are in your car to get to points A and B and whatever comes in between, thatís it. I see people with TVís in their cars nowadays. WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A TV FOR IN THE FRONT DASHBOARD? Sure theyíre great for the kids when they come preinstalled for the BACKSEAT passengers, not the driver! Itís not your office either, if you need to have a serious discussion PULL THE FUCK OVER and not interrupt the people who are trying to get from A to B.
If youíre traveling down a road with three lanes then stay in the middle so people can turn off or on either lane on both sides of you, thus using the left passing lane to pass the slower drivers in the middle.
Red-lights, when you approach a red-light it does not mean adjust your makeup or check your nose hairs for fucks sake! You are on the road to drive not work, eat, drink, etc...This is why I installed a ferry horn in my truck...turns their clean underwears into a mess when I rock that thing.
This has been a rant from your good buddy Radio-Man and I approve this message.
Stay-tuned, I have way more to come...
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