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dan123 07-22-2015 09:30 PM

Offensive jokes.

Have at it!

dan123 07-22-2015 09:34 PM

My wife insisted I stopped wanking.

"Why?" I asked. "It's perfectly natural."

She hissed........ "The kids are trying to eat their dinner....."

dan123 07-22-2015 09:38 PM

How do you make a baby float?

Two scoops of dead baby and one of ice cream...

seanjo 07-22-2015 09:38 PM

I was in the bath with my six year old daughter and she looked at my dick and asked "what's that Daddy?"

I said "that's my willy darling"

She replied "will I get one of those Daddy?"

"Yes darling" I said, "as soon as your Mum goes out"...!!!

dan123 07-22-2015 09:56 PM

Q: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once?

A: Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Phantom Fury 07-22-2015 10:23 PM

Q: What do you call 10 *iggers hanging from a cottonwood tree?

A: Mississippi windchimes.

gerryowen 07-22-2015 10:59 PM

How do you make your wife scream twice?

Fuck her up the ass then wipe your dick on the drapes.

moefugger 07-22-2015 11:24 PM

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What’s black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

bran 07-22-2015 11:29 PM

Whats blue and sits in the corner? with a plastic bag over its head....

whats red, sits in the corner and playing with razor blades....

Learned those jokes in junior school...

syszero 07-22-2015 11:39 PM

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