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Old 12-01-2016, 07:33 PM   #21
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I'm not evil...I'm quite nice...
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Pastaist?! It's Pastafarians you heretic! And Bran's badger cult is another parody religion created to mock His Noodliness, just like Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Science...
No no, I'm an infidel, who slurps noodles.

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The Great Pumpkin is greater than any meatball, has vines longer than any noodle, yields seeds tastier than any badger droppings when roasted by the Faithful, and rolls over those who worship false gods. The Uncarved Pumpkin is Great, as all possibilities grow within the space inside, and all faces merge into the smooth skin facing the world. Rejoice! The Great Pumpkin smiles in all directions upon you, bearing gifts of roasty Goodness!
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Old 12-02-2016, 04:30 PM   #24
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Old 12-02-2016, 04:58 PM   #25
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In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs! Touched by His Noodly Appendage!

Behold The One True Monster revealing himself to this man! You all believe now?


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Let us pray.


Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

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Old 12-02-2016, 09:20 PM   #27
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In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs! Touched by His Noodly Appendage!

Behold The One True Monster revealing himself to this man! You all believe now?


Didn't JRStress also make one of these 'attack of the spaghetti monster' vids? I looked but didn't find any. All I found was Gnome's vid.

Still funny as all get out.
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Mate you seem to be extremely bitter
Let it go
Yoga might help
How will that help reduce the homophobia and misogyny that the mainstream religions propagate?

Why would you want me to do nothing against that evil when we all know that for evil to grow, all good people need do is Yoga?

I guess you have no women or gays in your family or you might care for your fellow man.

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