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Old 07-23-2015, 12:04 AM   #11
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Hear the one about the gay dog that laid his paw on the table?
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Old 07-23-2015, 12:04 AM   #12
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman

None

What do thousands of battered women all over the world have in common

They just won't listen
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Old 07-23-2015, 12:09 AM   #13
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What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose
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Old 07-23-2015, 12:10 AM   #14
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until he’s 13
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Old 07-23-2015, 10:45 AM   #15
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A contingent of Jews arrives at Belsen.

The Officer in charge announces: I have good news and bad news, first the good news, One half of you will be sent to the factory, the other half will be sent to the camp farm.

Now the bad news, the top half of you will go to the factory the bottom half will go to the farm!
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Old 07-23-2015, 11:05 AM   #16
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Heard about the new German Micro Wave oven?

Seats six.
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Old 07-23-2015, 04:31 PM   #17
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I was down the pub last night when I spotted a cute Jewish girl and started chatting her up.

It was going great so I decided to try my luck, but it suddenly went down hill...







........In hindsight trying to write my number on her arm wasn't the best idea......
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Old 07-23-2015, 04:38 PM   #18
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So, I was fucking my daughter last night and my wife walked in. She was in shock. I don't know what she was more surprised by - the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep it.
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Jesus Christ fed 2000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast
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You know your girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth
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