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Old 07-22-2015, 09:30 PM   #1
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Fuck....em....all.

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Old 07-22-2015, 09:34 PM   #2
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My wife insisted I stopped wanking.

"Why?" I asked. "It's perfectly natural."

She hissed........ "The kids are trying to eat their dinner....."
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Old 07-22-2015, 09:38 PM   #3
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How do you make a baby float?


Two scoops of dead baby and one of ice cream...
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Old 07-22-2015, 09:38 PM   #4
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I was in the bath with my six year old daughter and she looked at my dick and asked "what's that Daddy?"

I said "that's my willy darling"

She replied "will I get one of those Daddy?"

"Yes darling" I said, "as soon as your Mum goes out"...!!!
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Old 07-22-2015, 09:56 PM   #5
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Q: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once?



A: Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:23 PM   #6
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Q: What do you call 10 *iggers hanging from a cottonwood tree?

A: Mississippi windchimes.
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:49 PM   #7
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Q: What do you call 10 *iggers hanging from a cottonwood tree?

A: Mississippi windchimes.
Q: How do you get a *igger out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:59 PM   #8
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How do you make your wife scream twice?

Fuck her up the ass then wipe your dick on the drapes.
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Old 07-22-2015, 11:24 PM   #9
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What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What’s black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.


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Old 07-22-2015, 11:29 PM   #10
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Whats blue and sits in the corner?.....baby with a plastic bag over its head....

whats red, sits in the corner and screams...baby playing with razor blades....

Learned those jokes in junior school...
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