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Old 05-06-2017, 06:42 PM   #381
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Why was the six-month-old African baby crying?

























He was having a midlife crisis.
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:08 PM   #382
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A little black Jewish boy says to his daddy, "Dad am I more black or Jewish?"
"Why do you ask?", says the Dad.
The boy says, "Well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100 or just shoot him in the face and steal it."
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one fine day one of the ANTIFA organizers is hitchhiking down the road, he gets picked up by a truck driver. As they are driving along, the young punk, looking around the cab sees a dog lying in the back.
He says "wow, what a beautiful dog you have!"
The driver says "and talented, watch this" he pulls out a stick and gives the dog a little hit with it.
The dog jumps over the seat and gives the driver a blow job. When done, climbs back over the seat and lays back down.
The young punk says "wow, that is amazing!"
The driver says, "would you like to give it a try?"
The young Antifa punk says "oh yea, and you won't have to hit me with a stick!"
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Two families moved from Pakistan to Edmonton. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet. In a year's time, whichever family had become more Canadian would win.

A year later they met again. The first man said, 'My son is playing hockey, I had Tim Hortons for breakfast, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Molson's.

How about you?'

The second man replied, 'Fuck off, Paki.'
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