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Old 07-06-2016, 10:02 PM   #281
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"Those poor kids at Sandy Hook. They wanted books, but got magazines instead."
















I don't get these Sandy Hook jokes. I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

















I hate to think what their parents are going through. Come to think of it, probably funeral brochures.
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Old 07-06-2016, 10:19 PM   #282
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?








Not 7, my garage is still pitch black.....
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Old 07-06-2016, 11:00 PM   #283
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dan you are a horrible man.




and i wouldnt change a thing about you
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Old 07-06-2016, 11:12 PM   #284
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What do you call any object in another man's ass ?


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Old 07-07-2016, 12:03 AM   #285
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Person 1: "Why did Billy fall off the swing?"
Person 2: "I don't know."
Person 1: "Because he had no arms. Knock knock."
Person 2: "Who's there?"
Person 1: "Not Billy."
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What do you call a flying jew?















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If the camera adds 10 pounds, do African children exist?
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I'd like to think that Seas 3 and 5 at least, have a small stroke to a couple of these.
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A young girl comes home one day and approaches her father, who is sitting in the living room.
"Daddy," she says, "a strange man did something bad to me at the park today."
The father, suddenly very attentive, turns to face his daughter. "Oh, god... okay, sweetie, you need to understand that it absolutely wasn't your fault, and you will not get in trouble for telling me about it. Can you explain what happened?"
"Well," the girl begins, "I was playing in the sand, when the man came up to me and told me to come with him behind a tree."
"Oh, god," mutters the father. "Then what?"
"Then he pulled down his pants and showed me his thing."
"Oh, god!" the father exclaims. "What happened next?"
"Then," the girl continues, "he pulled up my dress and touched me on my underwear."
"Oh, god!" shouts the father. "Sweetie, what happened after that?"
The girl answers with a shrug. "Nothing. That was it."
"Well, make something up! I haven't finished yet!"
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