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Old 06-30-2015, 09:30 AM   #11
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This is one of the several reasons you never lend out your chainsaw. It's as if people slip on that hockey mask, pull the starter cord until it cranks up, and commence to dig ditches in gravel, cut chain link fences down, forget the bar oil, roll logs over it, sharpen the teeth with a grinder, bleed on it, fill it with Coleman fuel, adjust the idle setting with every tool found on a Leatherman, lose it off the back of the flatbed, lend it to their halfwit cousin for a year, ... and then return it while telling you that they can't get it started, but thanks for trying to help.
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Old 06-30-2015, 01:45 PM   #12
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Shit, I tried to remember a funny mistake I have made and actually can't settle on the best one to relate.........
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Old 06-30-2015, 08:59 PM   #13
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This is one of the several reasons you never lend out your chainsaw. It's as if people slip on that hockey mask, pull the starter cord until it cranks up, and commence to dig ditches in gravel, cut chain link fences down, forget the bar oil, roll logs over it, sharpen the teeth with a grinder, bleed on it, fill it with Coleman fuel, adjust the idle setting with every tool found on a Leatherman, lose it off the back of the flatbed, lend it to their halfwit cousin for a year, ... and then return it while telling you that they can't get it started, but thanks for trying to help.

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(you have a chainsaw? yep, can I borrow it? no why can't I borrow it?
have you ever used one before?? errm an electric one once,,,,,, get out )
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Old 06-30-2015, 09:16 PM   #14
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Stihl 039, 17 years old still going strong

from my cold dead hands

(you have a chainsaw? yep, can I borrow it? no why can't I borrow it?
have you ever used one before?? errm an electric one once,,,,,, get out )
Never lend your tools. I only lend my time and my tools, never tools alone. If I don't like or trust you, you're getting neither.
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Old 06-30-2015, 09:25 PM   #15
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Never lend your tools. I only lend my time and my tools, never tools alone. If I don't like or trust you, you're getting neither.
the amount of bloody times someone has asked to borrow the thing,
ooh can I borrow that?
do you know what kickback is?
no
then no

I could have thinned the local herd of humans just by lending it out,
the only one i'll lend sockets to is a time served carpenter to use on his hipo fiesta (hand built cosworth engine)
even a long bar socket for wheel nuts, i'll do it for them instead of lending.
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the amount of bloody times someone has asked to borrow the thing,
ooh can I borrow that?
do you know what kickback is?
no
then no

I could have thinned the local herd of humans just by lending it out,
the only one i'll lend sockets to is a time served carpenter to use on his hipo fiesta (hand built cosworth engine)
even a long bar socket for wheel nuts, i'll do it for them instead of lending.
Sounds about right. Got a pick of the Cossie?
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Old 06-30-2015, 10:01 PM   #17
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Sounds about right. Got a pick of the Cossie?
bugger works away alot
he keeps it in a lock up, I think he still has it, I'm trying to remember the name of the bloke who built it, I have not got a pic of it,
how the fuck they got the engine in i'll never know
he is known as builder of ford performance engines, the lad put on a trailer to take it past Edinburgh to get an electrical problem sorted, chap in a big shed, opened the bonnet and said so and so built it,
i'll ask his dad tomorrow.
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bugger works away alot
he keeps it in a lock up, I think he still has it, I'm trying to remember the name of the bloke who built it, I have not got a pic of it,
how the fuck they got the engine in i'll never know
he is known as builder of ford performance engines, the lad put on a trailer to take it past Edinburgh to get an electrical problem sorted, chap in a big shed, opened the bonnet and said so and so built,
i'll ask his dad tomorrow.
When I have the time and the money... Shoehorn a Cossie into a 105E and a twin Busa engined 4x4 English Mini.

I just need the time and the money. I've done the plans for the Mini...
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Old 06-30-2015, 10:06 PM   #19
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Yes, the "English Mini" was intentional, I want it light and fast.








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strange thing is it looks a scruffy thing, weird looking wheels, low profile tyres, no carpets, but fuck it goes like stink.
i'll check the morrow.
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