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Old 05-06-2017, 06:42 PM   #381
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He was having a midlife crisis.
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:08 PM   #382
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A little black Jewish boy says to his daddy, "Dad am I more black or Jewish?"
"Why do you ask?", says the Dad.
The boy says, "Well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100 or just shoot him in the face and steal it."
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