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Old 05-11-2018, 04:07 PM   #431
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The Engineer just got out of rehab, I asked him what hes doing for Easter, he said, "Same as Jesus, going out on Friday and coming back on Monday".
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Old 05-25-2018, 02:57 PM   #432
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I don’t like the term “anal bleaching”.





I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'....


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Old 05-25-2018, 04:52 PM   #433
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I don’t like the term “anal bleaching”.





I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'....


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Thats dirty..
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Old 05-27-2018, 09:23 PM   #434
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Breast 'cancer' awarness day, sorry my bad.
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Old 05-28-2018, 02:11 AM   #435
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Thats dirty..

Actually it would be pretty damn clean.
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Old 05-28-2018, 09:50 AM   #436
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Breast 'cancer' awarness day, sorry my bad.



I checked..me moobs seem to be in top notch condition..
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Old 05-28-2018, 02:02 PM   #437
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I checked..me moobs seem to be in top notch condition..
Did you lift em up to check underneath
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Old 05-28-2018, 03:01 PM   #438
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Did you lift em up to check underneath
He’s just done it.






















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Old 05-28-2018, 03:30 PM   #439
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Hahahah..
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The madam tell her girls ' Just give those guys blow-up dolls. they're so wasted they'll never know the difference'
After when they're walking home the first guy says 'I think mine was dead; She never moved or made a sound the whole time'
The second says 'I think Mine was a witch'
First: 'really whys that?'
Second: ''cause when i bit her ass she farted in my face and then flew out the window"
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