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Old 11-30-2016, 09:18 AM   #11
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Come, Holy Sauce, Creator blest, and, in our pasta, give us thy rest...

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Flying Spaghetti Monster - Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen.

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Old 11-30-2016, 10:39 PM   #12
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Flying Spaghetti Monster - Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen.

And let us hear none of Parmesan Heresy, nor of Grated Cheeses, nor of any other impurities, lest the Faithful be led astray into Pastamonium, and eternal quicheyness.
R'Ahmen.
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Old 11-30-2016, 11:23 PM   #13
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And let us hear none of Parmesan Heresy, nor of Grated Cheeses, nor of any other impurities, lest the Faithful be led astray into Pastamonium, and eternal quicheyness.
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Fuck that spaghetti bastard...hes a fake..their are only two Gods...The Great Pasty...And the Holy Baby Badger....
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Old 12-01-2016, 04:58 AM   #14
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You're forgetting the Great Pumpkin!

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Old 12-01-2016, 05:21 AM   #15
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And we are evil as well, embrace it and fuck the PC police. Eternal war and conquest!
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Fuck that spaghetti bastard...hes a fake..their are only two Gods...The Great Pasty...And the Holy Baby Badger....
I have joined Bran's Tasty Pasty cult.

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only badger, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life of tasty pasties and tea and biscuits n shit." Exact words, John 3:16 was pretty fucking clear about this.

Join us, and become enlightened. And full, and fat and diabetic. Meditation.gif
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I have joined Bran's Tasty Pasty cult.

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only badger, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life of tasty pasties and tea and biscuits n shit." Exact words, John 3:16 was pretty fucking clear about this.

Join us, and become enlightened. And full, and fat and diabetic. Attachment 146558
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Fuck that spaghetti bastard...hes a fake..their are only two Gods...The Great Pasty...And the Holy Baby Badger....
Let's have another LL theocratic war!
The pastaist against the pastryants!

Each to their respective corners,
and come out swinging your angel hair and badger tails!

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Each to their respective corners,
and come out swinging your angel hair and badger tails!

Pastaist?! It's Pastafarians you heretic! And Bran's badger cult is another parody religion created to mock His Noodliness, just like Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Science...
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