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Old 06-08-2016, 11:37 AM   #261
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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.
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A Pan Am air hostess!
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Old 06-08-2016, 11:41 AM   #266
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Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
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Nothing, you've told her twice already!
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After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?















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