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Old 09-07-2016, 09:20 AM   #341
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What's the hardest part about a Muslim honor killing his own daughter?



Suppressing the erection.
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Old 09-18-2016, 11:50 PM   #342
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What kind of porn do clowns like to watch.


Bu kookie

I just made that up just then.
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Old 11-12-2016, 08:20 PM   #343
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What’s the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

I don’t cry when I’m cutting up a prostitute....
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Old 11-13-2016, 11:52 AM   #344
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?


Full !!!!!!
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Old 11-15-2016, 06:46 PM   #345
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Person 1: "Why did Billy fall off the swing?"
Person 2: "I don't know."
Person 1: "Because he had no arms. Knock knock."
Person 2: "Who's there?"
Person 1: "Not Billy."
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Old 11-15-2016, 06:50 PM   #346
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What do you call a flying jew?


























Smoke.......
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Old 11-15-2016, 06:57 PM   #347
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What's the difference between a penis and a pistol?









Kids normally stop crying when a pistol goes off in their mouth...
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Old 11-15-2016, 06:57 PM   #348
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What's the difference between a penis and a pistol?









Kids normally stop crying when a pistol goes off in their mouth...
Trisha says yer very very naughty...
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Old 11-15-2016, 08:14 PM   #349
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What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?
















They both had a Downy Jr. inside of them!
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Old 11-16-2016, 05:27 AM   #350
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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?


















The pilot, you racist rascal.
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