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Old 11-16-2016, 09:30 PM   #351
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Old 12-14-2016, 07:48 PM   #352
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What's the most effective pickup line you know?


























Don't make me turn this rape into murder......
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Old 12-14-2016, 07:51 PM   #353
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She takes out the tampon and all the cotton is picked off.
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Old 12-14-2016, 07:54 PM   #354
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Feeling festive?

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Santa goes down the chimney.
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Old 12-14-2016, 08:01 PM   #355
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Two expectant mothers are sitting down knitting at a pre-natal class.
After a while the first woman reaches into her bag and brings out a bottle of pills and knocks a few back. The second woman asks "Are you taking those for the baby?"
First woman says "Yeah, Vitamin C and Iron supplements"
They continue to knit for a while and then the second woman reaches into her bag and brings out a bottle of pills and knocks a few back.
First woman says "Oh, so you are taking supplements as well?"
Second woman says "Nah, it's Thalidomide...... I can't can't do sleeves.....
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Old 12-14-2016, 08:38 PM   #356
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Back woman takes her two daughters one four and one nine to the photo studio to have portraits done
The girls are sitting patiently while the photographer adjusts his camera settings when the younger girl asks her sister, what's he doin?
The older explains, he's adjusting the lens
Oh says the little girl
The photographer is still making adjustments so the younger girl asks again, whas he doun now
Older sister answers, he gunna focus
Little girl asks, both us?
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Old 12-15-2016, 12:22 AM   #357
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Tampon...
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Old 12-15-2016, 12:55 AM   #358
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back woman takes her two daughters one four and one nine to the photo studio to have portraits done
the girls are sitting patiently while the photographer adjusts his camera settings when the younger girl asks her sister, what's he doin?
The older explains, he's adjusting the lens
oh says the little girl
the photographer is still making adjustments so the younger girl asks again, whas he doun now
older sister answers, he gunna focus
little girl asks, both us?
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Old 12-15-2016, 04:54 PM   #359
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What is the worst thing about eating bald pussy?

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Old 12-15-2016, 05:43 PM   #360
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People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with dinnnndoooes is a fucking genius!
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