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View Poll Results: What is your opinion of golf?
I love it 1 14.29%
I hate it 3 42.86%
Never played, dunno 1 14.29%
Love to hate it and vice versa 2 28.57%
It makes me want to smash things 0 0%
It's like an orgasm almost... 0 0%
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Old 11-09-2015, 01:54 AM   #1
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Angry Fucking God Damned Fucking Golf!

I think I have an addictive personality. I was never into hardcore drugs or anything like that. I've smoked my fair share of pot. Probably your ex-girlfriend's cousin's share as well. I smoke cigs and we all know I love me some good beer.

What I'm talking about is golf. I fucking hate this game. Hate it. Yet, I'm never happier or more comfortable with life then when I'm playing. Out there in the elements. Mono y mono. This little ball you gotta get into this cup in so many shots that just happens to be way the hell away. Plus you suck donkey balls.

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It's probably one of the most frustrating things I've ever taken up as a "hobby" or something I "enjoy". Fucking game. I even play it online. I watch it on TV. I won't get a cable package unless it's got The Golf Channel. I imagine it in my head throughout the day. I'm hooked. Like a fiend with his crack.

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A lot of people pick up hobbies to just pass the time. You know, fill in the gaps. Fuck that. This game makes me want to punch baby toes into the ground sometimes. Then again, it shows me I am capable of more than I think. The two combined in a single round is what keeps me coming back. I suck, but, hold on a second. I'm putting for bird here. Fucking game.

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Old 11-09-2015, 02:10 AM   #2
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I say, mano en mano.

Hand IN hand.

That's what I say.

The common saying is mano A mano, but most dumbasses think it means 'man to man'.

What you wrote was hand AND hand.

Which obviously invalidates your whole thread.

Golf is for homosexuals by the way.
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Old 11-09-2015, 02:11 AM   #3
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never played it , but its one of the most boring things to watch on tv , i dont understand how it is so popular
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Old 11-09-2015, 02:12 AM   #4
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Hold on.

You wrote mono y mono.

I can't even look at you right now I'm so disgusted.
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Old 11-09-2015, 02:21 AM   #5
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I play once a month with old friends,we buy a few cartons of beer and become F1 drivers and Tiger Woods before we even get to the 6th hole. Lunch after the 18th, then wives and girlfriends are called to pick us up (depending on which ones are not to pissed off). Cannot stand watching golf or following the PGA on tv.
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The only thing worse than watching golf on tv is watching pro bowling.
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Lawn bowles or ten pin bowling?
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Lawn bowles or ten pin bowling?
We have ten pin bowling here mostly, and to a smaller degree duckpin bowling.

I'm not sure we lawn bowl here, never seen or heard of it anyway.
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Hold on.

You wrote mono y mono.

I can't even look at you right now I'm so disgusted.
I think you should just get it over with and off yourself for humanity's sake, tbh. See? This is what golf does to me.
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I think you should just get it over with and off yourself for humanity's sake, tbh. See? This is what golf does to me.
Why are you always nicer to me when the other boys aren't around?

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