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Old 02-05-2017, 07:23 PM   #1
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Default Workplace Insanity

So we've heard of fat, slurping, lip-smacking worthless toads filling the workplace with their disgusting noises....so why not a thread about the worst workplace/work related incidents you have ever seen?

What's the craziest thing you've ever seen at your workplace/heard about associated with your employer's workforce?

I've got two incidents. The first was when one salesman thought it was a good idea to spike another salesman's soft drink with LSD. While he was working with customers on the sales floor. The victim told a manager that he needed to take a break because his face felt numb and his vision was "doing strange things". When Steve was gone from the sales floor, someone asked where he had gone, and was told that he wasn't feeling well...whereupon "Mike" chuckled and said that he would be fine in a short while. The manager asked "Mike" how he knew that, and Mike replied because he had just spiked Steve's coke with a little bit of acid, but not enough to cause him to lose all of his shit. After the "WTF did you just say and are you serious" conversation, the crimson-faced store manager fired Mike on the spot, and Steve was told that he was tripping. And Mike thought that his getting fired was "an overreaction"!

Second one was a customer who came in to retrieve a firearm on consignment and was denied on the mandatory federal back round check. He said that it was probably due to "that issue years ago in Michigan". I didn't ask for details, as it's none of my business...but he told me that he and two friends had gotten drunk and then gotten into a scuffle where he and his best buddy had scalped the third guy. When I suggested that the third guy's scalp had just gotten cut in the wrestling match, he said, "no, we scalped him."
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