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Old 02-02-2018, 12:47 PM   #11
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After perusing peacock owners website the words 'pretentious twat' have a rather familiar tone to them.
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Old 02-02-2018, 02:19 PM   #12
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If it was up to me I would have let the Peacock fly, but I would have banned the idiot that brought it to the airport.
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Old 02-02-2018, 03:09 PM   #13
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Imagine being on a long flight with a screaming bird non-stop
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Old 02-02-2018, 04:20 PM   #14
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I agree , sillier than fish tits.

Related jokes:

What do you call a female peacock?
A peacunt.
- George Carlin.


What do you call a female raccoon?
A raccunt.
- Smudgen
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Old 02-02-2018, 10:37 PM   #15
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Filthy animals, but delicious if roasted properly.
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:29 AM   #16
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damn, my ex lives there but we talk all the time. he tells me he hates colorado and can't wait to move, and when i asked why, the way he described it sounds right along the lines of this kind of law. have you ever been approached by a cop over that?
Ive been approached by cops for all kinds of shit, had a gun pointed at me for bowfishing carp at a lake, been shook down for walking a goat, threatened to chop off my legs because I didnt have a cage around the engine of my baja bug, harrassed for napping in a park after my lunch, chased for riding a bike at night on a bike trail after my night shift job, in all cases the cops had nothing to cite me for, it was just intimidation. Once i was questioned for watching a dvd in my car at a rest stop. I really get what they do to blacks, its a serious problem.
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:41 AM   #17
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I saw that on the news the other night, and totally agree with you.
Fucking peafowl on the plane ffs. It's not an Indian commuter train going between villages . How in the hell do you even go through security like that?
It's retards like this that fuck it up for people with legitimate issues.



I'm guessing that's to do with curbing the flow of people coming to Colorado for legal weed and living in their cars and homeless people taking over public spaces like they've done with the tent cities in parts of Cali.
No it just gives the police the right to harass anyone they want for no reason, fuck that police state and I wish death to the fuckers who abuse state power.
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Old 02-03-2018, 04:09 PM   #18
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No it just gives the police the right to harass anyone they want for no reason, fuck that police state and I wish death to the fuckers who abuse state power.
Not really, but I can see how it could easily be abused.
Sounds like you seem to attract a lot of the wrong kind of attention to yourself
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Old 02-03-2018, 11:57 PM   #19
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Not really, but I can see how it could easily be abused.
Sounds like you seem to attract a lot of the wrong kind of attention to yourself
You are smart for hiding in your home.
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Old 02-04-2018, 12:07 AM   #20
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i bring my emotional support nigras on the plane e'ry

never had a probem wit my privilege slaves

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