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Old 11-11-2017, 01:05 AM   #411
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Little Johny asks his mother why .... people smell so bad
His mom answers, that's so blind people can hate them too
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Old 11-16-2017, 11:21 PM   #412
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Something very amusing about Mr Fry telling a boob gag.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tr9GtYWxZJ8
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Old 11-16-2017, 11:34 PM   #413
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Something very amusing about Mr Fry telling a boob gag.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tr9GtYWxZJ8
I like Steven Fry
Did you see the series where he drives a London cab around the US
Great show
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:59 AM   #414
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I like Steven Fry
Did you see the series where he drives a London cab around the US
Great show
Yep, he's one of those characters that makes others see humour in everything, while being largely unable to find pleasure in it himself. He's a troubled soul, but I watch everything he's in.
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Old 11-17-2017, 11:13 AM   #415
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Yep, he's one of those characters that makes others see humour in everything, while being largely unable to find pleasure in it himself. He's a troubled soul, but I watch everything he's in.
must be that Brit humor, I don't get that one at all Dan
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A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.
The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?"
"Yes, it's at home," replies the man.
"To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy," says the cashier.
Next day the man goes places two cans of cat food on the counter.
"Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier.
"Yes I do, it's at home," says the man.
"Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food," says the cashier.
The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier.
He has a brown paper bag in his hand.
"Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here."
The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag.
"It is all soft and warm," she says.
"Yes, that's right," says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
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A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.
The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?"
"Yes, it's at home," replies the man.
"To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy," says the cashier.
Next day the man goes places two cans of cat food on the counter.
"Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier.
"Yes I do, it's at home," says the man.
"Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food," says the cashier.
The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier.
He has a brown paper bag in his hand.
"Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here."
The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag.
"It is all soft and warm," she says.
"Yes, that's right," says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
Lmfao 😜
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Pancake joke.

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