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Old 12-12-2015, 06:30 PM   #41
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Old 12-21-2015, 03:59 PM   #42
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Currently active mustang Officer with the Navy, in flight school
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Currently active mustang Officer with the Navy, in flight school
WOW....I didn't know the Navy was still flying the P-51!
Now that's going retro!





Oh, wait...........




Do you mean the Cessna 510?

Flyin' all that brass around.............
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Old 12-21-2015, 04:20 PM   #44
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WOW....I didn't know the Navy was still flying the P-51!
Now that's going retro!





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Do you mean the Cessna 510?

Flyin' all that brass around.............
Mustang as in previously enlisted, think you knew that
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Mustang as in previously enlisted, think you knew that
I vaguely remember that, but I wasn't an airdale, I was surface fleet.
We use to call them retreads, recomps, or lostboys back in my day.
Of course, us active reservist didn't get much respect either.
Especially from the academy boys.
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jt88, repped you, but didn't say why...anybody that can land a plane on that rolling pitching postage stamp of a carrier deck definitely has my respect!
If it hadn't been for my eyes, I would have pushed like mad to go to flight school.

Have been up in a few military planes, usually puddle jumpers that happened to be going to or near where I was going. I learned real quick to bring a cushion for your butt, and food and drink!

My Dad arranged a flight in a B-52 for us boys when I was a kid.
For a 13 year old that was a blast!

At the time I was in college, the Navy had a flight of T-38's that would go around to NROTC schools and take the midshipmen up for a ride. It was a good tactic to promote Naval Air.
I was in a small school, and all of the seniors and juniors and most of the sophomores, that wanted to, had flown. There were two spots for us freshman, and by the luck of the draw, I was one of them.
There was some grumblings because 'he wears glasses, he'll never fly!' 'he's a 4 eye, he shouldn't be allowed!' But the LT, that was our commander, stood up and said 'It's because of this he should fly. so he knows what it's like, when he's out in the fleet!'
I'll never forget that, and my respect for this Officer and Gentleman went through the roof. He stood up for one of his men, in front of everybody, and it just so happened to be me!
A year later, he announced to the class that he had been transferred from the active reserve to the full active commission list. So we held a party for him! Invited the other ROTC's from the school, and of course his family. Didn't realize, till it was too late, his older brother was a Marine Major! He had fun with us Midshipmen!
Spent WAY too much money renting the restaurant/bar, hiring off-duty cops to keep the civilian riff-raft out, and keeping them Army pukes in line!

Ahhh, the glory days.............
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Old 12-23-2015, 03:28 AM   #47
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I've wanted to fly my entire life, I was sidetracked in the beginning of my career something that I won't talk about openly on here but it landed me on the path I always wanted. I wear glasses though my prescription is pretty minor. Best job in the world imo.
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