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Old 01-13-2017, 08:25 PM   #361
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For laserjobs and his gay/confused sex thing....










Whats the best thing about a 12 year old girl in the shower?



You slick her hair back and she looks like an 8 year old boy....
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Old 01-13-2017, 09:20 PM   #362
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What do you call a bunch of drinking Brits standing around a pregnant woman?
The labor party.
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Old 01-25-2017, 09:31 PM   #363
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What runs across walls and kills Jews?















Gas pipes.....
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Old 01-26-2017, 01:56 PM   #364
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why are asprin white

instead of black?

you want em to
work don ya?
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Old 03-12-2017, 06:37 PM   #365
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I was walking thru the local Shopping Mall in my town the other day and saw a new store
"Muslim Book Store" I was curious what would be in a Muslim book store, so I went in to have a look. I noticed that I did not look like the normal clientele for this store and the clerk was giving me dirty looks, mad dogging me as I walked around. Finally he asked if he could help me, I asked, "Do you have Donald Trump's book on Muslim Immigration and illegal Immigration?"
He said, "Kiss my Ass, GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!!"
I said "yes, thats the one, do you have it in Paper Back?"
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Old 03-12-2017, 06:39 PM   #366
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I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man?..that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver
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Old 03-12-2017, 07:27 PM   #367
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Bravo!!!!
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:18 PM   #368
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A little black Jewish boy says to his daddy, "Dad am I more black or Jewish?"
"Why do you ask?", says the Dad.
The boy says, "Well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100 or just steal it."
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If only there were mosquito nets in Africa...










We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
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My grandfather once told me, "Your generation is too reliant on technology."
So I replied, "No, your generation is too reliant on technology!"
Then I disconnected his life support.
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