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Old 02-24-2014, 11:46 AM   #41
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I'm envisioning the ending scene of Caligula where they bashed the baby on a rock pile and put Caligula's crown on his retard uncle claudius
Strangely enough, the uncle's retard act was just that: an act. Claudius turned out to be a fairly effective emperor.

That's got nothing to do with this, does it?
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Old 02-24-2014, 11:58 AM   #42
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Strangely enough, the uncle's retard act was just that: an act. Claudius turned out to be a fairly effective emperor.

That's got nothing to do with this, does it?
Turned out to be a pretty good one at the time..til he got really old...
it was him who conquered Britain after all..no mean feat.
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Old 02-24-2014, 02:23 PM   #43
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Whine much?
Pointing out hypocrisy is "whining?"
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Old 02-24-2014, 02:56 PM   #44
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lol bran

pretty much...hahahahaha, nice..
You have a long way to go and much to learn Grasshopper, before you can wear the crown.

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Old 02-24-2014, 04:25 PM   #45
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Pointing out hypocrisy is "whining?"
It's whining until you go to dictionary.com and learn what that magical word means. Then think REALLY hard (I would say it wouldn't hurt but...well...you know) about how it applies to the situation.

Go on, I double dare you. Oh, and the answer is still no.
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Old 02-24-2014, 04:26 PM   #46
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so if LL want to ban the letter Z they can, they can infract you for it, it's their place.
I like the way you think. That's not a bad idea.
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Ionist cockplug just doesn't have the same oomph.

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Old 02-24-2014, 08:49 PM   #48
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Old 02-24-2014, 09:53 PM   #49
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A cat that shits in your shoe.


I had an old copy of 'Creepy' magazine when I was a teenager that I left laying on my bed. I hadn't read it yet and was really looking forward to it. It was old. My mother had taken in this batshit crazy cat from a co-worker that couldn't keep it. That cat hated me for some reason. I don't know why because I never did anything to it at all. It would hiss and freak out any time I was near. So I come home all ready to read this magazine on the toilet, and that asshole cat from hell had left one long, perfectly straight turd right down the center of the magazine stretching the entire length of the cover. Motherfucker! And I realized the prick had put effort into it for maximum effect because it was obvious it had to sort of duck walk to lay a link that long. It was sort of watery too so it soaked into the pages.

Not enough crazy cat drama? Okay.

My mom knew I was pissed at the phantom turd letting, but I swear I didn't retaliate in any way. So then a few days later the cat goes missing. We turned the apartment upside down. No cat. My mother is POSITIVE I had killed the cat. I don't really know where that came from because I had never hurt any animals in the past, or since for that matter. She's super pissed. I'm super stumped. She's actually making me go live with my father over this bit. I'm due to be picked up the following weekend. My stuff is packed. She's not talking to me at all. So the night before I'm due to be shipped off, I'm about to make myself some dinner. Pot pie or something, I forget. Probably pot pie. I lived on those things. This is like four or five days after catasshole went missing. So I've got the oven turned on warming it up. After a few minutes, we hear this 'MAAWWWW! MEAWWWWW!' We both hear it at the same time and sort of look at each other. She gets this 'Oh FUCK!' look on her face as I get down on my knees and open the broiler door at the bottom. The fucker had pulled down the door which was just lightly spring loaded and crawled in and camped out in there. It's way in the back and it's hissing and carrying on, won't come out even as I had quickly turned off the oven which was blowing double rows of flame up from under the oven part directly over the cat. I had to take the broom handle and sort of scooch it out with it. It's fur was all burnt on it's back and it was PISSED. I was like, "See?!? SEE!?! THE FUCKER'S CRAZY! I TOLD YOU!" My mom was sooo sorry she had accused me of that. I let her off the hook though. I didn't have to move out.

Moar cat drama you say? No problem. Last one.

A little while after that, maybe a few days, I was coming in the front door. My mom was sitting in the kitchen, which was catty-cornered (no pun intended) to the living room we entered the apartment from. Now, imagine two rooms in sort of an 8 configuration at an angle off to my right as I entered. I'm coming in from the far left and my mom is in the far right sitting at the kitchen table, ahead and to my right. Just as I walked in, I see this black streak shoot out from between the couch and the coffee table to my left, heading into the room she was in at a high rate of speed. It passes her and jumps straight into the wall and is still running as it hits the floor, turns left and repeats into the next wall, turns left again and repeats, turns left and runs by me to my far right and hangs a sharp left into the bathroom where it jumps straight into the wall in the bathtub, does a 180 and jumps from the tub to the toilet seat to the sink countertop and jumps straight into the mirror to the left of the sink and breaks it into a zillion pieces. We're just looking at each other like 'WTF?!?'. I had the fortune to see all of it, my mom missed the bathroom part. She comes rushing around the corner and we sort of jam up in the doorway to find the crazy fucker curled up in the sink in the pile of glass, hissing and freaking out with blood streaming out of it's mouth as it had broken a couple of front teeth out. She says, "That's it". I can only imagine what her co-worker thought when she got her burnt up, broken toothed cat back. Personally, I don't care. Craziest fucking animal I've ever seen, by far.

Shitting in my shoe would have been a gift.
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