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Old 12-31-2011, 02:24 AM   #1
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Default Secretary of the Navy Goes Missing

In the upcoming Papapang administration, this is what I, the Secretary of the Navy, will spend all my time doing. I'm going to leave my Undersecretary of the Navy in Washington to do paperwork, attend meetings, work on the budget, etc.

Whenever Secretary of Defense Demon asks where in the hell the Secretary of the Navy is, the answer will always sound the same. "She's in some remote combat outpost in Afghanistan visiting Marines, sir", or, "Last I knew she was on an aircraft carrier in the South Pacific. Rumor has it she's been making the Navy aviators take her on jet rides off the carrier deck."

Whenever President Pang would try to call me back to Washington, there would be communications problems ... static and such, ya know .... er ... computer problems, whatever

Your tax dollars at work



Happy New Year, Marines, soldiers, sailors, and airmen. Come home safe.
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Old 12-31-2011, 02:28 AM   #2
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Get your ass back to work....I know where you are.


LOL...cheers..and Happy New Year to all who serve our country.
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No worries i'll handle everything while your away. As a matter of fact paps, go with her. You trust me with the country right?

I won't blow up much. Evil_smile.gif

Maybe Iran. I'll hit Obama with a drone strike and blame it on the Russians.
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Old 12-31-2011, 03:58 AM   #4
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Oh i'm also the executioner. Just ask paps. I will have a very important job too do.

Executing terrorists and those who harbor them. SmileyHalloween04-1.gif
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No worries i'll handle everything while your away. As a matter of fact paps, go with her. You trust me with the country right?

I won't blow up much. Attachment 86832

Maybe Iran. I'll hit Obama with a drone strike and blame it on the Russians.
OK Demon...I'm taking an Obamalike vacation at Barnesy's Pub...you've got the helm.

Stay away from the red button.


I'll leave this in The Oval Office.
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OK Demon...I'm taking an Obamalike vacation at Barnesy's Pub...you've got the helm.

Stay away from the red button.
You mean this red button, oops 1639.gif
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Some Secretaries of the Navy would be more fun to share a pup tent with than others.
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